Had A Dream Where Mini Golf Was Added To The Olympics. And One Of The Olympic Mini Golf Athletes Lost

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

Ooh. This is SO GEN X.... hopefully some of you younger ones will get it too.

funniest line in the book, doubled by the fact it was halfway through an extremely important battle

Well, exam season has official started at my school.

Time to put all of the violent threats into incorrect quote format to make them seem fun and jovial.

BSD as thing said during exam season, part 1

Akutagawa: How did it go?

Chuuya: I am going to FUCKING KILL HER!

Akutagawa: Ah. Bad.

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Tachihara, about the German Speaking book: I can burn this, now! Does anyone want to join me?

Gin: Can I bring my partner?

Tachihara: Bring some food and we’ll make it a BBQ! Invite everyone! Posters everywhere!

Gin: Wonderful!

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Chuuya: Oh, they got a new clock.

Dazai: Kouyou! Chuuya’s inspecting the school’s cocks!

Chuuya: NO!

Chuuya: You know what burns great with a German Speaking book?

Chuuya: You.

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Atsushi: Burning stuff’s bad for the environment!

Akutagawa: Fuck you!

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Random person: Why don’t you burn my heart, baby girl?

Gin: WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET KICKED IN THE DICK?

That made it even funnier!

*sees a person once in my notes and they instantly followed me*

That’s the post that made you follow me? (Incredibly judgemental of both the person, and me)

Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

It's fucking me up that no one knows Kaladin still lives. Everyone thinks he's dead. Bridge Four can't hold out hope that he lives because Szeth and Masha buried his corpse. Lirin and Hesina lost their eldest son again. And none of them know that Kaladin is a Herald, because all Szeth knew was that he was killed by a Shardblade and Ishar is gone. The only people who know are the Wind and maybe Wit, and I doubt that either of them are going to spill that secret. Crying over Kaladin again.