my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB
it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”
kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…
this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy.
he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!
have the last five years been just a complete blur for anybody else
It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.
reigen passed the torch of being a pathetic 28 year old gay man with no friends to gojo
“In my friend, I find a second self.”
c.s. lewis / my best friend by the coral / @slugspoon (alivia horsley) / @billypotts / hanya yanagihara / ‘after party ll’ salman toor / the kids aren’t alright by fall out boy / a summer’s tale / lorde / hanya yanagihara / abed and troy (community) with a winnie the pooh quote @weelezzer / isabel norton
Yes.
I almost feel bad for all the fools who fell into my "Say aye for Sigma" trap y'all getting rekt in like 5 minutes lmao
(@fruitpunchsamurai16 is it bad I don't feel any remorse of what I am about to do-)
Markiplier, dressed as Miguel O'Hara, was running laps around our house, to which my mother reacted with a terrified scream.
How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
Royai supremacy.
OH MY GOD ROYAI IS JUST EJFJRBFIRMSKDK
THEY'RE SO IN SYNC AND MORSE CODES AND PERSONAL COMMUNICATION METHODS AND CODED MESSAGES THEY EXPECT THE OTHER TO UNDERSTAND (and they do) AND THEY CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND EVEN THE FURHER KNOWS THAT HAWKEYE'S THE MOST EFFECTIVE HOSTAGE AGAINST MUSTANG AND I JUST-
my heart😭😭
@fruitpunchsamurai16