Seungmin: I Was Going To Say You're My 13th Reason... Seungmin: But Actually You're Reasons 1-12 Too

Chan: One day, someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the world and the universe. Felix: Not if I eat the Mona Lisa.

Jisung: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Jisung: Minho is still mad about it, but me and Felix were drunk and thought it was funny.

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Hyunjin: Minho, is that a hickey? Minho: no! it's- uh, it's a mosquito bite Hyunjin: pretty big for a mosquito bite Minho: it was a really big mosquito Jisung enters the room Hyunjin: hello, really big mosquito

Jeongin: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Seungmin: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Felix: There were so many mixed messages in that

Jisung : i don't like women

Chan : you're a MISOGYNIST???

Chan: You can't move in with Hyunjin.

Felix: Why not?

Chan: Well, um, how are you going to feel when he see's you without any makeup?

Felix: l'm not wearing makeup right now.

Chan: Holy crap, you're beautiful.