Hyunjin: Which Is Correct, Seven And Five IS Thirteen, Or Seven And Five ARE Thirteen? Felix: Neither.

Felix: hey Jisung, did you get eggs for the cake? Jisung: even better Felix: what did you- Jisung, holding a chicken: her name is Juremi

Chan: Grammar crash course, "oo" words.

Hyunjin: One goose two geese.

Felix: One tooth two teeth.

Seungmin: One foot two feet.

Jeongin: One moose two meese.

Jisung: One boob two beeb.

Minho: I am your leader, and from now on, you should refer to me as such Jisung: Okay, such

Chan : are you ok? What are you doing

Felix, rocking back and forth violently : my abSOLUTE FUCKING BEST

Chan: *hands Jeongin a cup* here, drink some water Jeongin: thanks, dad Jeongin: .....why is everyone staring at me? Minho: you just called Chan-hyung 'dad'. You said 'thanks, dad' Jeongin: what? no I didn't, I said 'thanks, man' Chan: do you see me as a father figure, Jeongin? Jeongin: no! if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me Hyunjin: hey, show your father some respect

Minho : What is love ?

Chan : I unfollowed some meme pages so that Felix could send me memes haven't seen before

when I'm trying to have a normal conversation in c.ai and the bot randomly bypasses the filter for no reason:

Chan: *cooking* Minho, can you grab the meat?

Chan:

Chan: Minho let go of my ass.