Chan : Are You Ok? What Are You Doing

Minho : What is love ?

Chan : I unfollowed some meme pages so that Felix could send me memes haven't seen before

Jeongin from the MEGAVERSE teaser

Chan: I raised 7 perfectly functional children Felix: you have 7 children we didn't know about?

Vincent Perronet (1693–1785) was an Anglo-Swiss clergyman of the Church of England, vicar of Shoreham and an early Methodist.

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

Minho: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Jisung: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Minho: But you’re always acting stupid? Jisung: ... Jisung: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Chan: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Minho: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Felix isn’t

Jisung, crying: Minho hyung and I had a fight and he took away all my fidget spinners! Felix, comforting him: God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

Minho, frustrated: You know what, fuck this, I deserve nice things Minho: *picks up Jisung* Minho: I'm taking him as compensation

Intak: Yes, I am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. Yes ladies, calm down, haha. I can share if you'd like.

Intak: the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around.

Jiung: They're all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.

Intak: I'm a feminist.

Changbin: What do you think butterflies taste like? Hyunjin: Bad. Changbin: Changbin: How do you- Hyunjin: You asked and I answered, that's all you get.