Hyunjin: No One's Asking You To Take Your Shirt Off. Stop Volunteering To Take Your Shirt Off. Changbin:

Jisung: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there? Minho: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Jisung: Jisung: *sobs*

Hyunjin: New year, same me because l'm perfect.

Jeongin: HELP! I TOLD MINHO I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Hyunjin, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Hyunjin: Do you want a tarot reading Seungmin: those are pokemon cards Hyunjin: you got a magikarp Seungmin: ... Hyunjin: it means you fucked up

Intak: Yes, I am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. Yes ladies, calm down, haha. I can share if you'd like.

Intak: the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around.

Jiung: They're all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.

Intak: I'm a feminist.

Do you ever want to be held so badly that it eats away at you and you constantly feel the intense urge to cling to your loved ones because you crave physical intimacy so much but have no idea how to ask for it?

Chan, after being awake for 72 hours: When you've wimbled all your wombles, and you've jingled all your jongles, listen to the flimble flomble of my fûckíng tâñgęrïńě...

Jeongin from the MEGAVERSE teaser