Changbin: I Think You Owe Me An Apology. Jeongin: I'll Apologise To You In Hell! Jeongin: I Actually

"You're so nice" thanks I'm afraid of anyone being upset with me ever

Chan: *hands Jeongin a cup* here, drink some water Jeongin: thanks, dad Jeongin: .....why is everyone staring at me? Minho: you just called Chan-hyung 'dad'. You said 'thanks, dad' Jeongin: what? no I didn't, I said 'thanks, man' Chan: do you see me as a father figure, Jeongin? Jeongin: no! if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me Hyunjin: hey, show your father some respect

Jeongin: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars? Jisung: [to Hyunjin] You shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers. Hyunjin: You can shoot me too, we’ll have 20 million. Jisung: Good thinking, fuck the system.

Chan : are you ok? What are you doing

Felix, rocking back and forth violently : my abSOLUTE FUCKING BEST

Seungmin: I fell- Hyunjin: from heaven? Seungmin: no I literally fell- Hyunjin: in love with me? Seungmin: MY ARM IS BROKEN Hyunjin: okay but do you think I'm pretty? be honest

He's serving his CUNTry

Serving his country right

Hyunjin: Do you want a tarot reading Seungmin: those are pokemon cards Hyunjin: you got a magikarp Seungmin: ... Hyunjin: it means you fucked up

When he asks the lore of my OCs 💍💍💍💍

Chan, after being awake for 72 hours: When you've wimbled all your wombles, and you've jingled all your jongles, listen to the flimble flomble of my fûckíng tâñgęrïńě...