I GOT HIM!!!! I GOT THE BOY!!!!!!

Uhh… like 5’3 I think?

@saiurangels @psi-bug @3van08 @hillbilly---man @justmagicalgirl

@ mutuals rb this w how tall you are i wanna know

i’m 4’11

Matsuzaki - Birthday Celebration

"I hope you understand why I invited you to my office," Matsuzaki said calmly. Kongou just stared at him defiantly. 

"No, teach. I don't," he all but spat, his face twisted in annoyance.

"Kongou, I wanted to talk to you about your grades in Japanese. You're seriously lagging behind." Kongou rolled his eyes.

"I'll try harder. Is that all?"  Matsuzaki quieted and peered at the student before him. Finally, he nodded, and Kongou stood abruptly and stalked out.

Matsuzaki glanced down at the poem in front of him, Kongou Tsuyoshi written at the bottom. Maybe next time, he'd confront him.

If you're not waiting for e-mail, how often do you check your digital mail box?

Every day

A few times a week

Once a week

A few times a month

Once a month

Less often than that

No digital mailbox

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Sunrise - Akechi Birthday Celebration

Akechi grasped the branch above him, lifting himself onto the grassy clearing. The stars twinkled in dwindling light above him, and he straightened, standing and brushing dirt off his shirt.

"I know you're here, Kusuo," he said, not turning around. He reached out behind him, hand brushing against a familiar arm. He felt his friend sigh, and a smile curled on Touma's face.

"You never missed the sunrise when I invited you." Akechi pursed his lips, preventing the rambling string of words that usually spilled out. Instead, they watched light spill across the hilltop, history weighing heavy on their shoulders.

Sorry this is so late, I was a bit busy. Aiura's should come out in a couple of hours.

IT HAS BEEN FOUND I am so relieved

I'm so sorry to everyone getting 15 notifications a week from me, I'm bored and don't have any birthdays to write for (or, at least, none that I know the character of)

I'm lowkey freaking out where is my goddamn cupcake recipe

It was on Sally's Baking addiction and now it's goooooone and it was the only one that didn't make you use fancy stuff like oil or expresso ;-;

Queerplatonic butterfly I made bc why not

Worse. They were French.

"Congratulations, Madame. It's a boy!"

"How should we name him, Mon Cherie?"

"Well I was thinking we should name him Marie-Joseph Paul Roch Gilbert du Motier De La Fayette Marquis De Lafayette."

"Babe, You're a genius!"

"I KNOW RIGHT! I didn't knew which name to pick so decided to put them all in one because I'm so quirky in SUCH aristocratic way😝"

"Je t'aime, chienne."

"Je t'aime aussi, connard."

And then they both kiss.

No but seriously, Were his parents fucking high when they were naming him? 💀

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Trump did not call Republicans the ‘dumbest group of voters’ in a 1998 People interview

A meme that claims to show the quote from Trump in a 1998 People magazine interview has made the rounds on social media for years. But it’s

he's laughing. he doesn't care about any of you. he's laughing.