*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately
*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it
parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)
how life feels after a salad and 64 oz of water
i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that
This is something you'd see on a fake video game cover in like Drake & Josh. Video Games dot Com
Two years?! I’m in!
WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?
i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]
the idea that people have romantic attraction to people who aren’t their friends is so weird to me. i dont even know if i like you as like a person why would i want to play boyfriends with you
they're prepping me for autopsy but i sit up and say "oh no thank you" and walk out of the room
What are you even supposed to eat for dinner
NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone
Hey, don’t cry. You can log onto the computer and talk to other gay people about The Characters okay??
1 minute of washing machine time is like 10 minutes human time. they live on a completely different scale that we could never begin to conceptualize
drink water
shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode