NON-freaks Dni. This Is A Freaks Only Zone

asunder gotta be one of the top five ways to be torn

aww aww hes kind of cute actually *starts beating him with sticks

When the Nine Inch Nails song tells me to get freaky I listen

men with longer hair if you hear a voice that tells you to cut it that's the devil talking. you have to ignore it at all costs im not joking

i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

they're prepping me for autopsy but i sit up and say "oh no thank you" and walk out of the room

It’s a special someone's birthday

120 Minutes (January 12th, 1992)

i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.

Abacelsus commission for @gecskeleton!