Asunder Gotta Be One Of The Top Five Ways To Be Torn

“Headmates need to be miserable all the time 24/7!!!” actually headmates need delicious homemade Mac-n-cheese

i love when a game has an overt masochist. lets you know to be on the lookout for subtler perverts

drink water

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

craving the kind of intimacy that requires surgical tools

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

(x)

noooo don’t take away his muffin! >:(