Paul: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
Sam: Are you a masochist or a sadist?
Paul , deadpan: I’m a Taurus.
lol
Skyfire in his first appearance: Oh no, I couldn’t bring myself to shoot anybody. I’m a scientist, not a warrior. I’d rather study and protect life, not destroy it!
Skyfire in every other episode: Woo! Let’s go and kick some Decepticon tail! I’m gonna smash down this door and shoot something! Bang wooosh! *Insert terrible quip here*
It’s okay Ageha
Don't worry Ageha, I think you're special..
Sam: Paul, you're my best friend.
Paul: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.
Paul: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!
So cute
How do you pronounce Quinn? They're so cute too!
* Well that’s what my mother says!
* Mom says I can have one when I’m older!
* Uuuuhhhhh
Paul : You have any sunscreen?
Sam: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—
Paul : It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.
Poor Tsurumaru
A short fic inspired by @rex-writes-sometimes post talking about the contrast between Shokudaikiri and Tsurumaru here. This fic honestly only focuses on the one paragraph in that post that made me want to explore his character. I don’t know him too well, so this is more of an exploration of his feelings during his lifetime. And to get a better grasp of his inner thoughts.
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