I Had To Slightly Alter What I Originally Made For The Server With My Friend But Uh. Thought It Was Funny

When you pour in the milk a bit too early and now you have to worry about it exploding

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

purple is an underrated mad science color actually

Damn, I miss when you could blow sand in someone's eyes and it would just sting real bad. Now they just die instantly.

reblog if YOUR 🫵 they/them pussy is exploding america!

My favorite thing is when they actually DO put in the work, and they end up proving the thing they were trying to disprove.

Reasons why Trillian is a trans woman

An astrophysics degree would've been incredibly hard for a woman to get in the 70s, so she must have got it before she transitioned

As a fellow queer, I know the feeling of wanting to escape to another planet. Hence why she dropped everything to head off with Zaphod

Trillian just sounds like something a tgirl would name herself. She clearly went with Tricia first (again, trans ass name) and then went "What the hell. I'm in space. I'll use the name I want."

Vibes.