Purple Is An Underrated Mad Science Color Actually

This is possibly one of the most cursed things I will post here..

How did this happen? I was talking about how much I liked Mort by Terry Pratchett and one of my discord friends thought I was talking about Mort from the Madagascar movies/shows.

I present to you king Julian as Death and Mort as Mort

I'm only posting this because discord is broken and isn't letting me send images.

Wanted to add Albert but couldn't find a good reference and my faceblind ass can't just figure out his face so yeah

Also enjoy my addition to the chaos

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, how the fuck would you even enforce that?

"Oh want to use the bathroom? I'll just need you to produce an egg real quick".

Reddit thread

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

Finally, someone says it! I've been doing nothing but watching a new show every two weeks because of a lich's curse myself.

for the last time i DON'T have ADHD!!!!!!! i'm just always daydreaming because of the witch's curse, i make impulse choices because of the wizard's curse, i only forget things because of the sorcerer's curse, i get everywhere late because of the amulet's curse, my place is a mess because of the skeleton's curse, and i'm tapping my foot because i'm feeling the rhythm of life babey! what do you MEAN you found my protective runes in the laundry again

Ridiculous "Metropolis" AU where throughout the plot Joh Fredersen is having a real-time meltdown on the social media platform he bought.

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

A little thought I had