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This is just funny

Bobby, calmly: Hello, Eddie. how long have you been sleeping with Buck?

Eddie, startled: What!?

Bobby, still calm: How long have you been sleeping with Buck?

Eddie, panicking: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get-

Eddie, still panicking: Why would- I- I've never had sex with anyone anywhere. It's none of your- you- you have. The nerve. The audacity.

Eddie, trying to cover: Buck is my co-parent. Technically. And he is terrible face-wise. And how- how do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him?

Eddie, trying to act calm: Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm? Check and mate.

Bobby:

Eddie, shouting: This is an outrage! Who do I call?!

Eliot Specer vibes anyone? no.....? just me.....? ok.

bruised

Two clone commanders from different battalions meeting up to plan a joint operation but neither can remember the others name

Adorable

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

you can only reblog this today

Heard the best thing from a kid at 9:40 in the morning at work today

Random child: mum? Where's the wacky tracks gone?

His mum: they've provably sold it

Kid: I wanted it though.......

Kid: it's probably good that it got sold

Mum: why's that then?

Kid: wellllll, if someone else got it then they probably reeeeeeally wanted the wacky tracks. More than I did

Mum: that's a good thought darling

For the record, I work in a charity shop in a small town, so to to hear this from a kid (he looked about 8-10 btw) when it's rarely heard from adults.....

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email