Hades Explaining That He’s The God Of The Dead, Not The God Of Death

So if yall didn’t know, in The Hobbit book, Thranduil had the Dwarves locked up for approximately weeks, and Bilbo was just invisible and wandering in the palace the entire time, vibing miserably.

My headcanon, therefore, is that the Mirkwood Elves now have a local legend about a ghost haunting Thranduil’s palace, never seen but generally thought to be harmless. Thranduil scoffs at the idea, but has been seen glancing around at the dark corners of rooms. Legolas fully believes in it and is known to say hello out loud when he enters an empty room, in case the ghost is nearby.

It’s not until Legolas joins the Fellowship that he figures out that the supposed ghost was actually an invisible Bilbo the whole time. He never tells Thranduil, because he thinks it’s funny to see his regal father unnerved by the idea of a ghost.

meet the bayverse

strawberry swiss snail 🍓

Buck: *looks at Ravi* Ya hear that Virgins! You guys are gonna live forever!!

Ravi: please leave alone....

pilot!bobby at pilot!buck

... ♥

been thinking about them a lot lately

shut up

Mick: *sighing loudly* why r you both like this? You're perfect for each other in yer own, stupid way n please continue, but... just why?

no but do you think after learning more about barry's history, len ever looked back on his first flirty one-liner from the train like *closes eyes* "does your mom know you're out past your bedtime? jesus. why did i say that. why the fuck did i SAY THAT"

Idk man, this made perfect sense to me

Anyone else?

They're all high and making progressively less sense.

Lol

Dick, head in hands: Jason you can't-

Jason, scoffing: What are you, a cop????

All the other officers in the Bludhaven Police Department: