Me When Life Does Its Little Thingy

The funniest part of romancing gale is knowing that mystra is most definitely watching your tav or Durge throwing it back on that man during his romance arc shenanigans. He’s actively doing magic during every romance scene, meaning that mystra is canonically duty bound to at least listen. Gale is essentially doing the fantasy equivalent of sending your ex a voice memo of you fucking your new partner in every romance scene. the scene channeling the weave? mystra’s there. astral projection glow in the dark fidget spinner bonefest? mystra’s there. the regular bed option? he summons the bed using magic, so mystra’s there too. scene where he takes you to the astral plane (aka mystra’s literal goddamn house)? mystra’s there. every time. she’s sitting in her little magical cuck chair in the corner watching her ex abuse victim boink his new (likely more age appropriate partner). and you know what? hell yeah. gale deserves a little bit of petty fuckery in his life. go off king

divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

Niemals

hi I guess ;—;

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don’t know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

I experience this pain every single night ;-;

Your daily dose of cat memes

somehow, both of these are me ._.

This wonderful fan account on instagram Imane_Khalif_10 has been translating interviews and this is the funniest one so far (go to her page to see the actual vid):

Imane Khelif, patron goddess of punching the shit out of bullies

Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

Anyone who’s ever said that Ao3 needs an algorithm needs to shut the fuck up. I LIKE Ao3 because it DOESN’T have an algorithm, because algorithms often cage you in and end up showing you the same kinds of content over and over again for the same kind of topics.

With Ao3, you can actually search and read everything you want to, without content being almost hidden from you because it isn’t popular or doesn’t match what you’ve read before.

On an unrelated note, I HATE the people that keep whining about wanting Ao3 to be a an app.. NO.

FUCK NO.

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

dude I’m not even a full adult yet and I already feel this post way too hard