Where's My Jewish Phrase For When You People Are Being Irrevocably Horny?

Foster 😭😭 not u liking everything

Ich vermisse dich!!!!

omg I just saw that I accidentally unfollowed you 😭

I swear I didn’t do that on purpose, ya see I’ve been sick the last couple of days and I’ve been spending way too much time on my phone lmao. I think I just wanted to go on your profile or smth but oh well..

I’M BACK ON MY BULLSHIT NOW :)

Ich vermisse dich auch 🫠

hi I guess ;—;

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don’t know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

what if i was evil but we were so damn gay that all it takes to return me to your side is a montage of what we used to be

no because ACTUALLY!! it happens so goddamn often and it’s almost never in the tags of the fic either. i hate it when people do that. i mean, sure if you want to bash a character, then do it but at least tag the fic correctly :/

hate when you're reading a stevetony fic and you start to realise that the writer has a not-so-secret disdain for one of them and a can-do-no-wrong attitude about the other.

and i'm not even saying it's usually steve or tony because people do it both ways!!! tf. anyway i'm closing the fic window now

well *takes a sip of tea* in the spirit of bisexuality, fuck you

I love and hate civil war both with a passion.

I mean it's so important to stony within the MCU, without it we'd never have the 'here is my heart' metaphor, when Tony gives it to Steve, we'd never have longing gazes in Endgame, the pain between them, overshadowed by the yearning that you can just feel, the 'you trust me? I do', so I love it, I do. I love the divorce for them, somehow it makes sense that those two would break apart, because that's just who they are. They love each other, but the world comes first, and they love each other but it's complicated, and in the end they will love each other.

I still hate Civil War, too though, because it is also so important to their core relationship. And it broke my heart. I feel like, while in this timeline it wasn't, it could have been prevented.

But it doesn't matter, because they love each other anyway, in whatever way all their shared, complicated history allows them to. As much as they allow each other to, respectively.

Just Civil War.

My favourite Divorce Movie of all time.