Do you know why Sun Bears look so...weird compared to other bears? Is it the eyes?
it’s not just you, sun bears just look incredibly bizarre when you stack them up against other bears!
pictured: bear
pictured: film extra from the first narnia movie in a hyperreallistic fursuit:
but as always, there are real valid reasons behind mother nature’s stupid horseshit!
the sun bear has bizarrely humanlike limbs because, living in a hot tropical environment, they have no need for the enormous fat reserves of the temperate bears! this makes their bodies a LOT thinner and really screws up their proportions.
like really, REALLY screws up.
but sun bears do actually have longer front legs than other bears, along with larger claws, longer tongues, and cartoonishly mobile muppet faces.
and for good reason: sun bears are specialized predators of social insects!
the long legs and huge claws let the sun bear rip into beehives and termite mounds alike with wild abandon, while the long tongue and agile face assist the sun bear with getting all slurpy slurpy on the innocent hive insects and their delicious larva who were just going about their normal insect day when the sun bear rolled into town.
“aaaieeee! please, not the children!”
now insects aren’t ALL a sun bear eats, by any means, but they DO form the bulk of the protein in the sun bear’s diet, so they’ve got good reasons to look the way they do!
humans just tend to find the wonky proportions pretty off-putting, and it doesn’t help that many sun bears also have light-colored eyes which humans find incredibly freaky.
NYEGH okay that is pretty awful.
anyway tldr sun bears look weird because the bear family tried to produce an anteater, and they didn’t do a half-bad job at it!
fuck it mild nsfw on my account
god I need to have some flirty banter with suggestive comments and touchy hands and end up making out on their lap or shoved against a wall
I want to go to a nice field with him and have a picnic. holding hands while we walk through the grass and flowers to find a nice, sunny spot to settle down on. setting up our little area and enjoying each other's company. him laying it's head on my lap as I play with his hair and place flowers into it as soft sounds of nature plays in the distant, calm and full of love
since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort
happy april fools y’all
so i normally keep my blog sfw but this is to good not to add
My job on the commune is to eat the rats in the grain storehouses. Also I give blowjobs.
sometimes i just have one active brain cell on these occasions it’s usually dedicated to boy because boy is amazing
maybe i’m gay
yeah i’m gay
i’m pretty used to being interrupted but it’s nice when he does it i see that he’s listening that way it makes me happy
Why do you like sharks?
now that’s a tag
it’s raining and i want to hold someone. gay thoughts are taking over again. to comfort them as we listen to the thunder and the pouring rain hammer the roof. i want to hold somebody and say sweet things to them. tell them how much they mean to me and how much i love them. i can’t wait to get my cottage and live in it with a boy. off deep in the forest surrounded by creeks and moss and nature.
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