Latest Posts by foodthathurts - Page 4

Eddie and Venom when they eat a few to many shrooms

That's one messed up lookin tadpole

Dragon Sketch 1

Some old dragon profile sketches coming up.

Posted using PostyBirb

bro

those ads where it doesn't tell you when the skip button shows up, but then when it does appear it's only there for a short time so if you miss it you have to watch the entire ad

Straight up jorking it

*thinking about someone who uses it/its*

me: yeah so they-

me:

Why is saying Jesus Christ worse than saying Judas Priest?

Like Jesus was the good guy. Why is saying his name bad? Judas was the guy who killed Jesus. Why is saying his name more ok?

Apply this same logic to any other assassination and it's weird.

Parents have the ability to make you feel bad about literally anything you do/don't do, and the worst part is all they do is ask one word.

"Why?"

Like I was shopping with my mom one time and I wanted to buy something that was, admittedly kinda stupid, but I wanted it anyway.

My mom stops me right as I'm about to pay for it and just says, "Why are you buying that?"

and it's like

fuck you mean WhY aM i buYiNG iT? Because I want it, so I'm going to purchase it, with my money, that I earned.

If someone ever asks you why you're doing something that is otherwise harmless, "because I want to" is a perfectly valid response.

That image has disturbed me on a level I didn't know I had

I feel like it's coming at me

me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

this sounds like the penguins of Madagascar talking to each other

I won't lie daddy. kitten is a little worried

Sometimes instead of counting days I count just being awake. Like if I wake up on Monday but stay awake till Tuesday, that's still the same day. But when I wake up on the same Tuesday, that's a different day.

This also goes for porn

Your taste in porn does not define your sexuality

Sometimes I feel like there's this weird pressure on queer people to be, "extra", if that makes sense. Like dressing and acting a certain why that's more extravagant than usual. And it's totally cool if you are extra like that, but it's also cool to just be basic and also queer. It took me kind of a while to figure that out. Like I don't have to be extra feminine or have specific interests to fit in with other queer folk. If my style is homeless Adam Sandler than I can dress like homeless Adam Sandler. If I like manual labor and I suck at drawing that's great, doesn't make me any less queer.

I'm not sure if this counts as internalized homophobia. Sorry if this does come off as bigoted or something, that wasn't the intent. I'm just ranting

Sometimes I feel like there's this weird pressure on queer people to be, "extra", if that makes sense. Like dressing and acting a certain why that's more extravagant than usual. And it's totally cool if you are extra like that, but it's also cool to just be basic and also queer. It took me kind of a while to figure that out. Like I don't have to be extra feminine or have specific interests to fit in with other queer folk. If my style is homeless Adam Sandler than I can dress like homeless Adam Sandler. If I like manual labor and I suck at drawing that's great, doesn't make me any less queer.

I'm not sure if this counts as internalized homophobia. Sorry if this does come off as bigoted or something, that wasn't the intent. I'm just ranting

I found this out the fun way

Old Spice stick deodorant is flammable

Old Spice stick deodorant is flammable

This reminds of that bit where the comic says that the real way to help fight climate change is everyone carry a plastic bag at all times so if you run into an oil company CEO you can fucking strangle them

why throw soup at Van Gogh paintings and deface Neolithic monuments to protest climate change instead of. idk. assassinating an oil baron.

Why

I just saw Nimona for the second time. If you are queer and haven't seen it yet, you must. No excuses. Watch it.

I am putting this on my 2025 bingo card.

[ Alt Text : Tweet from Lina Posting. "Have just observed the existence of what I can Only Describe as the Culver's Transmutation Circle. Attached is an image of all of the locations of Culvers Burgers in denver on google maps ]

So of course like any neurotypical person, of which I totally am (sarcasm), i had to go check. Y'all. I do not want the "Culvers Denver Mass Transmutation Circle Event of 2025" to become the way we learn magic is real.

[ Alt Text : two images. The first one is a screenshot from Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, showing the mass transmutation circle, that covered the entire nation. The second is the SAME transmutation circle drawn over the map of Denver, rotated slightly, with 7 of the 10 points lining up near perfectly with points on the circle. There are dots on those 7 points, and x's on the 3 spots not filled in]

Anyway, felt this would do numbers on Tumblr.

I have seen all the cool things and I can confirm, that right there is in fact the coolest thing

I have acquired the Coolest thing.

I electrocuted a bunch of fish today

that was fun

Also I love that they have features that don't seem to be practical or useful but still look rad, like big shoulder flairs or back spikes.

Fuckin awesome

Pacific Rim (2013) dir. Guillermo del Toro

Part of the reason I love the design of the Jaegers (and mechs in general) so much is because they're so massive that they're not even suites any more. It doesn't have to be conceivable that a human would fit in them because they're just big buff metal guys that beat up monsters.

Pacific Rim (2013) dir. Guillermo del Toro

Something that I think about too often is that one scene in The Matrix Reloaded where Neo catches Trinity by flying super fast, but I always imagine that instead of saving her all romantic like he smacks into her with such speed that she just turns into mist and the story ends like a ytp

why is most of the matrix tag not even about the movies like 30% of it is fanart and the rest is like numerology posts or schizoposts or literally just pictures of keanu (not complaining) and thats it

maybe im not scrolling far enough

also this image came from pinterest 😛

PREACH BROTHER

I draw pierced up emo feminine men cause I’m a pierced up emo feminine guy. #shocker

Grass truck grass truck

HOLY SHIT I SAW TWO WOOLY BEARS TODAY

I named them Balls and Pete! Balls didn't appreciate being picked up but Pete was pretty cool. The woolly bears I've seen in the past few years have been all black so these guys are a sign that the winter will be easier.

I was hyped as fuck to see these guys

Saw like a thousand dead fish yesterday but there was also a snake so that was pretty cool

Found this guy today.

His name is Squorrt and he peed on me a little.

🕷️Kenva🕷️

Saw a frog today at work. He was so fuckin awesome. I didn't get a picture of him and he doesn't have a name but he made my day better and I love him