I Electrocuted A Bunch Of Fish Today

bro

those ads where it doesn't tell you when the skip button shows up, but then when it does appear it's only there for a short time so if you miss it you have to watch the entire ad

one of my favorite genera of meme is just poorly removing letters to make it say a m o n g u s . Top tier stuff

So for a while now I've been looking for an atheist equivalent to "I swear to God" (I've considered "I swear to the ocean" or "I swear to the stars"), but I just realized that it totally makes sense for me because most of the time I don't actually mean what I'm swearing to.

I guess I'll keep swearing to God

I'm currently making a survival book, its going to inclue everything you need to run, how to cross borders (only if necessary), the safest states right now, the unsafest states, how to protect yourself in a red area, what places to stay at if your running, nearby jobs and other ways to get money, what foods are best to get, how to make certain foods, electronic related advice, the safest messaging apps, what not to say in messages, guide to doctors if you have a uterus or are a women, what plants are safe to eat, various poisons, how to deal with cops, a map of the local area and where cops hang out, how to survive in the woods, clothes you should bring, what to do about your period if your on the run, methods of birth control and what's the best, how to legally change your name and the amount of money it costs, how to a car if your in a non walkable area, first aid tips, how to get and use a burner phone, what type of weapons you might need and how to use them, a guide on how to use most commonplace guns, chargers to use for any devices you might bring.

All of it, I've got multiple notebooks to I'm spreading it across them.

I'm looking for other things to add too it, or if you see one or more subjects in here that you know a lot about/ can help with, feel free to reply or reblog with it, and if you don't want it attached to your profile, my asks are open and free to use. Anything is helpful, anything at all.

I'll be deleting this by January, you have until then to send.

Please, please please please, reblog this. don't just 'like' it

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Old Spice stick deodorant is flammable

Freddy Kruger if he was a femboy

It's giving fake depressed gacha kid

These are made of my mama's old socks :3

MON ST MEY THDAY MEBY ULI NOET

C A N E N D A R

okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

I read Sonadow doodle as Swanoodle

The murder of Sonic AU - Sonadow doodle