W H A T S H O W I S T H A T P L E A S E

i need to be stopped

Parents have the ability to make you feel bad about literally anything you do/don't do, and the worst part is all they do is ask one word.

"Why?"

Like I was shopping with my mom one time and I wanted to buy something that was, admittedly kinda stupid, but I wanted it anyway.

My mom stops me right as I'm about to pay for it and just says, "Why are you buying that?"

and it's like

fuck you mean WhY aM i buYiNG iT? Because I want it, so I'm going to purchase it, with my money, that I earned.

If someone ever asks you why you're doing something that is otherwise harmless, "because I want to" is a perfectly valid response.

Straight up jorking it

*thinking about someone who uses it/its*

me: yeah so they-

me:

what if we put a bunch of people in a jar, covered them in sugar, and felt them for a while? Would we get people syrup?

that thing where you pick a cat up and they stretch out like a happy accordion and/or shrimp. share if you agree.

Why is saying Jesus Christ worse than saying Judas Priest?

Like Jesus was the good guy. Why is saying his name bad? Judas was the guy who killed Jesus. Why is saying his name more ok?

Apply this same logic to any other assassination and it's weird.

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

HOLY SHIT I SAW TWO WOOLY BEARS TODAY

I named them Balls and Pete! Balls didn't appreciate being picked up but Pete was pretty cool. The woolly bears I've seen in the past few years have been all black so these guys are a sign that the winter will be easier.

I was hyped as fuck to see these guys