I Need To Be Stopped

Parents have the ability to make you feel bad about literally anything you do/don't do, and the worst part is all they do is ask one word.

"Why?"

Like I was shopping with my mom one time and I wanted to buy something that was, admittedly kinda stupid, but I wanted it anyway.

My mom stops me right as I'm about to pay for it and just says, "Why are you buying that?"

and it's like

fuck you mean WhY aM i buYiNG iT? Because I want it, so I'm going to purchase it, with my money, that I earned.

If someone ever asks you why you're doing something that is otherwise harmless, "because I want to" is a perfectly valid response.

okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

HOLY SHIT I SAW TWO WOOLY BEARS TODAY

I named them Balls and Pete! Balls didn't appreciate being picked up but Pete was pretty cool. The woolly bears I've seen in the past few years have been all black so these guys are a sign that the winter will be easier.

I was hyped as fuck to see these guys

I am putting this on my 2025 bingo card.

[ Alt Text : Tweet from Lina Posting. "Have just observed the existence of what I can Only Describe as the Culver's Transmutation Circle. Attached is an image of all of the locations of Culvers Burgers in denver on google maps ]

So of course like any neurotypical person, of which I totally am (sarcasm), i had to go check. Y'all. I do not want the "Culvers Denver Mass Transmutation Circle Event of 2025" to become the way we learn magic is real.

[ Alt Text : two images. The first one is a screenshot from Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, showing the mass transmutation circle, that covered the entire nation. The second is the SAME transmutation circle drawn over the map of Denver, rotated slightly, with 7 of the 10 points lining up near perfectly with points on the circle. There are dots on those 7 points, and x's on the 3 spots not filled in]

Anyway, felt this would do numbers on Tumblr.

Omg wait it would be the absolute batman axe

Imagine sharpening the edge of a laptop and using it as an axe

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Yall ever realize Leia has a long ass name?

She was the princess of Alderaan, she was a general in the Rebel Alliance, she was trained as a Jedi by Luke, Her mom was Queen Amidala, her dad was Anakin Skywalker, she was adopted by Bail Organa, and she married Han Solo.

Princess General Jedi Leia Amidala Skywalker Organa Solo

I'ma just leave these here for like... *Cough* Research purposes and such.

Why is saying Jesus Christ worse than saying Judas Priest?

Like Jesus was the good guy. Why is saying his name bad? Judas was the guy who killed Jesus. Why is saying his name more ok?

Apply this same logic to any other assassination and it's weird.