Omg Wait It Would Be The Absolute Batman Axe

Parents have the ability to make you feel bad about literally anything you do/don't do, and the worst part is all they do is ask one word.

"Why?"

Like I was shopping with my mom one time and I wanted to buy something that was, admittedly kinda stupid, but I wanted it anyway.

My mom stops me right as I'm about to pay for it and just says, "Why are you buying that?"

and it's like

fuck you mean WhY aM i buYiNG iT? Because I want it, so I'm going to purchase it, with my money, that I earned.

If someone ever asks you why you're doing something that is otherwise harmless, "because I want to" is a perfectly valid response.

masterbating while your sick is a different kind of sin

I am putting this on my 2025 bingo card.

[ Alt Text : Tweet from Lina Posting. "Have just observed the existence of what I can Only Describe as the Culver's Transmutation Circle. Attached is an image of all of the locations of Culvers Burgers in denver on google maps ]

So of course like any neurotypical person, of which I totally am (sarcasm), i had to go check. Y'all. I do not want the "Culvers Denver Mass Transmutation Circle Event of 2025" to become the way we learn magic is real.

[ Alt Text : two images. The first one is a screenshot from Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, showing the mass transmutation circle, that covered the entire nation. The second is the SAME transmutation circle drawn over the map of Denver, rotated slightly, with 7 of the 10 points lining up near perfectly with points on the circle. There are dots on those 7 points, and x's on the 3 spots not filled in]

Anyway, felt this would do numbers on Tumblr.

Anyone else kind of afraid of interacting online because of AI nowadays? Like as much as I want to socialize and interact with other people through the internet I'm also constantly aware that there is probably some company out there using my information to train AI. And that scares me, that there could be an AI that's online presence could be identical to my own. And that eventually feeds into the whole dead internet theory witch is again, terrifying. Is there a way to fight the dead internet theory?

Ok I'm looking for a movie.

It was 2D animation, probably early 00's/late 90's.

It was about fairies fighting some big machine that was destroying their home. Right as they defeated it, a big monster made of black goo erupted from the machine.

That is literally all I remember about this movie. This is an itch that has been in my head for like 10 years now somebody please know what I'm talking about.

one of my favorite genera of meme is just poorly removing letters to make it say a m o n g u s . Top tier stuff

I have seen all the cool things and I can confirm, that right there is in fact the coolest thing

I have acquired the Coolest thing.

I read Sonadow doodle as Swanoodle

The murder of Sonic AU - Sonadow doodle

tea painting dump

Do you think Venom and Eddie compare tongue sizes?