So For A While Now I've Been Looking For An Atheist Equivalent To "I Swear To God" (I've Considered "I

So for a while now I've been looking for an atheist equivalent to "I swear to God" (I've considered "I swear to the ocean" or "I swear to the stars"), but I just realized that it totally makes sense for me because most of the time I don't actually mean what I'm swearing to.

I guess I'll keep swearing to God

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6 months ago

Really love that Adam Sandler has just become it's own genre of fashion.

Like I really hope the phrase still exists in the future but in a way that is separate from Adam Sandler, like how the Pythagorean theorem exists kind of separately from Pythagoras.

Imagine the term Adam Sandler being synonymous with Emo, Goth, and Victorian.


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7 months ago

I found this out the fun way

Old Spice stick deodorant is flammable


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I Didn't Ask If It Made Sense To Keep Going. I Said I'm Going To Kick Your Twisted Evil Ass.
I Didn't Ask If It Made Sense To Keep Going. I Said I'm Going To Kick Your Twisted Evil Ass.

I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.

4 months ago

i need to be stopped

7 months ago

Old Spice stick deodorant is flammable

6 months ago

I'm currently making a survival book, its going to inclue everything you need to run, how to cross borders (only if necessary), the safest states right now, the unsafest states, how to protect yourself in a red area, what places to stay at if your running, nearby jobs and other ways to get money, what foods are best to get, how to make certain foods, electronic related advice, the safest messaging apps, what not to say in messages, guide to doctors if you have a uterus or are a women, what plants are safe to eat, various poisons, how to deal with cops, a map of the local area and where cops hang out, how to survive in the woods, clothes you should bring, what to do about your period if your on the run, methods of birth control and what's the best, how to legally change your name and the amount of money it costs, how to a car if your in a non walkable area, first aid tips, how to get and use a burner phone, what type of weapons you might need and how to use them, a guide on how to use most commonplace guns, chargers to use for any devices you might bring.

All of it, I've got multiple notebooks to I'm spreading it across them.

I'm looking for other things to add too it, or if you see one or more subjects in here that you know a lot about/ can help with, feel free to reply or reblog with it, and if you don't want it attached to your profile, my asks are open and free to use. Anything is helpful, anything at all.

I'll be deleting this by January, you have until then to send.

Please, please please please, reblog this. don't just 'like' it

6 months ago

That's one messed up lookin tadpole

Dragon Sketch 1

Dragon Sketch 1

Some old dragon profile sketches coming up.

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1 month ago

i will never be against piracy ever but i also need physical media to remain

7 months ago

I am putting this on my 2025 bingo card.

[ Alt Text : Tweet From Lina Posting. "Have Just Observed The Existence Of What I Can Only Describe As

[ Alt Text : Tweet from Lina Posting. "Have just observed the existence of what I can Only Describe as the Culver's Transmutation Circle. Attached is an image of all of the locations of Culvers Burgers in denver on google maps ]

So of course like any neurotypical person, of which I totally am (sarcasm), i had to go check. Y'all. I do not want the "Culvers Denver Mass Transmutation Circle Event of 2025" to become the way we learn magic is real.

[ Alt Text : Tweet From Lina Posting. "Have Just Observed The Existence Of What I Can Only Describe As
[ Alt Text : Tweet From Lina Posting. "Have Just Observed The Existence Of What I Can Only Describe As

[ Alt Text : two images. The first one is a screenshot from Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, showing the mass transmutation circle, that covered the entire nation. The second is the SAME transmutation circle drawn over the map of Denver, rotated slightly, with 7 of the 10 points lining up near perfectly with points on the circle. There are dots on those 7 points, and x's on the 3 spots not filled in]

Anyway, felt this would do numbers on Tumblr.

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