And Then I Learned The Truth, How Everything Good In Life Seems To Lead Back To You…

As an autistic monster fucker and a furry (stay with me) I feel confident in saying Laios is not a monster fucker. Laios hyperfixates on monsters like irl people hyperfixate on dinosaurs. Not once have I seen him interested in a monster sexually. He is all about fun facts and recipes.

He is, however, definitely a furry and I'd bet money he's got a fursona and a monstersona.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Someone: You seem distant, something wrong?

Me sitting peacefully at my desk: Oh it's nothing just daydreaming...

My brain: "But in the end, I...l still think...it's so unfair,' Yin Yu sobbed. 'If I wasn't destined to be perfect, I at least wanted to be perfectly kind. But...I couldn't even manage that. It's really...so unfair. And to tell you the truth, I can't get over it, even now. I just can't swallow the fact that I'm dying for this little bone head, Yizhen. I can't even let go and die without resentments and regrets. What the heck...?"

my favorite old man, the love of my life, the apple of my eye, the reason i get up in the morning and what keeps me going throughout the day

When the straight ship is so zesty you gotta call them the slur 🤫🌈

hair care !!

scumplane <3 i missed them i missed them alot

Someone get this man a phone and AO3 he’d be unstoppable

DEMON SLAYER I LOVE DEMON SLAYER

Gaiman: " If you really can't figure out which political party or which politician to vote for, just ask if they're on the side of libraries. Are they voting to fund their libraries? Are they voting to keep them free? Then vote for those guys. They're probably the good guys. And by the same token, the book burners, the book banners, they're probably the bad guys."

Thinking about Yin yu doing some random ass job and once again wondering why he has to do it when there are so many demons that would voluntarily give their left nut for Hua Cheng.

After finally dropping into a chair with a deep sigh, hands and feet hurting, some smaller abrasions and little cuts on his cheek he suddenly feels two warm hands cup his face. Gently cooing with his deep voice HC compliments and thanks YY for his hard work making YY's heart skip a beat. He then waves it off as he feels his cheeks getting warm from how flustered he's getting because HC's voice seems to make up for anything and everything he had done that day.

Which is why YY continues to do all the odd jobs.

Book One San Lang is so funny. He put his whole ghostussy into his human disguise -- every palm line and fingerprint in place, every strand of hair perfect -- but then he's just so blatantly Weird™. Like sure this teenage nepo baby wandering around on a whim because he was fighting with his parents will definitely take all of this Scary Supernatural Stuff in stride with no more than a very transparently flirtatious "I'm sca-wed gege. 🥺" Sure, he definitely just has casual encyclopedic knowledge of gods and defunct kingdoms going back almost a millennium and featuring details that aren't available on Wuxiapedia, and he can read dead languages. Of course he exhibits random carpentry skills. He stabs a guy with a chopstick and then shrugs when he deflates like a skin balloon. He cheerfully ties venomous snakes into knots and very evidently explodes them with his mind. Just Normal Human Kid things!