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Yin Yu. How did you fit in there. Asking for Science

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Yin Yu: Shapeshifting is pretty helpful… I’m not a master at it like black water or my lord are ,,, but I can still do things like make myself smaller

i don't rly care about what's going on with the mcu multiverse or the plot or whatever the only metric of quality wrt deadpool 3 is whether him and wolverine fuck nasty or not. they won't but disney had the potential to make the greatest movie of all time

yeeh for yinyutober!

im trying to customize my blog more i am so bad a tumblring 😢 im making myself an icon kekek

i'm not too familiar with quan yizhen and yin yu but drawing suggestion: you could draw them having the kind of ice cream you think they'd like? :-)

whoops quan yizhen dump (stares at you with autism in my eyes)

As the centuries pass and wars become less commonplace, the five martial gods start being worshipped as gods of love as well.

-The ju yang thing resists the rest of time, and nan yang is worshipped as a god of sex and fertility (which is ironic since he’s been married to a man for what, 500 years?)

-Xuan zhen is now a god of loyalty and friendship. It’s common for children to include beads with the characters of his name in friendship bracelets.

-Ming guang is also still worshipped as a god of romantic love.

-Tai hua is worshipped as a god of familial love and filial piety. The story of how he raised guzi (who later ascended as a god protector of family and children) became well known across the three realms.

-Qi Ying became a god of homosexual love, after a little book called “the ballad of qi ying and yin yu” appeared overnight in every single one of his temples. His temples get a lot of visitors during pride month and it’s common for mlm and wlw couples to ask for his blessing before getting married.

wait this is the yin yu asks right… ask him what he thinks of lqq 😊

Something that I think would make Shen Yuan's obsessive hate of PIDW (and subsequently cumplane's friendship) so much funnier is if Airplane is like genuinely an amazing writer. Could you imagine Shen Yuan reading this beautifully written prose and being so personally offended that he died because said beautiful writing was used to tell some fuckass plot about some demon lord getting laid. Like he meets Shang Qinghua and is constantly stuck between "please continue writing, its so beautiful" and "please never write ever again what the FUCK was that plot"

You’re reblogging all the posts that hit today, are you doing okay lol? Feeling especially autistic on this fine friday morning? Me too

LMFAOOAOAO STOP IT THIS JYST GAGGED MEEEE 😭 I just like using tumblr (and most things in general) rlly obsessively so if im like “ok I’m gonna look at stuff for this topic” I’m doing it all in one go 👅👅

But uhh things are not good 😓more and more i notice how socially inept i am and how people are weirded how by how intense and hot-and-cold i can be, and how i just think differently from everyone, it has me feeling down lately but at least people here can relate

Yin Yu’s thoughts on Xie Lian?? (looking for xieyin crumbs 🥺🤲)

Yin Yu: After getting to know his highness more…I can say that I understand why my lord loves him so deeply ..