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“irreplaceable”

the one word where morty figured out this wasn’t really rick.

and no wonder morty believes rick could just up and replace him any day. because there’s infinite versions of him, after all. because there’s infinite other things that are better than him. because, for the longest time, every other day, rick kept on telling him how replaceable he is.

no wonder he was scared that hug wouldn't have been real.

but, truth is, rick would’ve jumped after him (if he had thought morty was in real danger).

truth is, rick would have performed in front of a crowd for him.

truth is, rick would anything, just about anything, for him. he would travel the longest distances just to get him back. he would spoil him with gadgets and gifts. he would forgo the chance to see his wife again just so he could spend the rest of the evening with him.

truth is, morty was wrong.

Happy birthday to my love. She is literally the best thing that happened to me. I love her so fucking much<3

—Haruki Murakami, 1Q84

[That’s what the world is, after all: an endless battle of contrasting memories.]

Yeahhh so like I said, I am currently rewatching Analyze Piss, and I love how Dr. Wong is able to set clear boundaries with Rick, and Rick is actually able to respect them. Dr. Wong really is the best therapist for Rick, she isn't perfect, but she's able to be kind yet firm with Rick, while having a strong enough personality to stand up to Rick and smart enough to be able to get down to his level so he actually listens to her. Dr. Wong is an incredibly underrated character, she deserves more love. If my therapist ain't like Dr. Wong, I don't want her.

No love, however brief, is wasted.

Raditya Bagas

actually the reveal that there was no timeskip at all is hysterical. milchick really spent that whole weekend going all over town firing people, hiring people, putting together insane fruit baskets, and serving cunt in his motorcycle helmet. then at the orders of the board he had to very quickly fire the people he hired, rehire the people he fired, commission an oil painting for the severed floor lobby, redecorate the break room, and put together an award-winning claymation corporate apology video designed to showcase the new innie perks and reforms that don't exist as well as that one time helena eagan's innie sucked face with the innie whose outie his ex-boss is obsessed with. where is HIS waffle party

SEVERANCE 2.04 | Woe's Hollow

ok finally got to chapter 44 of ranma 1/2 and wow. the transness of it REALLY jumps out. wearing too many clothes that are too baggy? the cover art featuring bandages as a binder? girl we been knew but WOW

my favorite tweets about the new skinamarink movie

Please... Let no one hurt them. Let them be happy. Let them go to a kinder world.

I won't forget. I swear.