Hear me out
The iliad, but they all 5 and fight over a toy Menelaus showed them
Nestor is the old man cause hes 6 and like, super smart
The gods are their parents/older siblings who took them to the park
Fact
You can only reblog this today.
ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something
if epic ever gets a stage adaptation, imagine how the song odysseus is staged.
it’s dark, with a single spotlight on ody as he sings his opening monologue. all of the lights go out when the electric guitar kicks in & the chorus chants.
then, somewhere in the aisles, torches are lit. the suitors are in the audience, between the rows of seats (some intentionally left open so they can maneuver), up in the boxes. u can’t see odysseus anywhere, but arrows fly from multiple directions during the slaughter.
during his ending monologue, some of his lines could even be prerecorded to throw his voice around to mimic him being everywhere.
the remaining suitors try to flee from the exits of the theatre but they can’t. ody walks down the aisles to get to them, bow in hand. the lights go out a final time as the song ends.
You know how fanfic authors will over-describe their main?
Well we know Menelaus has reddish blond hair, Achilles is the most beautiful and has long, blond hair, Ajax the greater is huge and Diomedes has a foot.
Odysseus is shorter than Agamemnon, has curly blondish hair, a beard, wide shoulders, thick juicy thighs, a scar on his leg, and he seems a simpleton when he's not speaking.
I'm just saying, Homer was completely normal about Odysseus
I dont know what their ship name is
I don't know if anyone has talked about this, but lately this has been happening in other fandoms too. There'll be these bot accounts that straight up steals people's posts and adds "expand" "read more" "continue" as a link in the end of the post - DON'T CLICK ON THAT, it's most likely a malware or something of the like.
so if you see a post like this: no profile picture, something that looks reposted (I've seen this happening to artists too) and a link at the end, even if the post has tags, that's a bot. Block and report it.
stay safe, and I hope @staff finds a way to stop these bots soon!
I’ll stop with the shitposts now I swear,
It’s just really funny to see the difference between Cartoon DD and CN and Reborn DD and CN
Also idk ASL so if the signing is wrong pls excuse me—
Well damn
I made a thing!! Really proud of this one 💖 I'd love to see your results!
Well shit, getting tagged twice? Cool
Anyway I'm tagging
@ashxrsbeloveds @boxbusiness @flwrem @incorrectobeymequotes @ikane96
Done, still fun to do
Hello moots!
Starting a loop, tagging mutuals who actually deserve the BEST!
And hopefully they tag other mutuals and continue the loop!
You guys deserve the best <3
Tagging- @ambrosia-and-nectar @mycroft-microsoft @astra2111
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