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I was listening to Epic: The Musical on shuffle on Spotify. I was listening to Thunder Bringer. And I got bored of it right at "You or your crew?" So I skipped

And I fucking hear "There are other ways of persuasion"

ODYSSEUS STOP SEDUCING ZEUS WHILE IM LISTENING TO EPIC

if epic ever gets a stage adaptation, imagine how the song odysseus is staged.

it’s dark, with a single spotlight on ody as he sings his opening monologue. all of the lights go out when the electric guitar kicks in & the chorus chants.

then, somewhere in the aisles, torches are lit. the suitors are in the audience, between the rows of seats (some intentionally left open so they can maneuver), up in the boxes. u can’t see odysseus anywhere, but arrows fly from multiple directions during the slaughter.

during his ending monologue, some of his lines could even be prerecorded to throw his voice around to mimic him being everywhere.

the remaining suitors try to flee from the exits of the theatre but they can’t. ody walks down the aisles to get to them, bow in hand. the lights go out a final time as the song ends.

Well damn

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Incorrect Odydiopen Quotes pt 2

Odysseus: Do you ever think before you speak?

Diomedes: I have never thought about anything, fuck you

Odysseus: *smol and buff*

Diomedes: *has a thing for Odysseus’s buffness*

Diomedes: mild mannered and friendly like 99% of the time

Odysseus: The only bastard that can get a rise out of them

Poseidon to Odysseus: You and your dreadful little polycule haven’t seen the last of me

Penelope: I need to go into town to get some things, can you two promise me not to kill each other while I'm gone?

Diomedes: Please, we're not children.

Penelope: *suspicious glare at them before leaving*

Odysseus*the moment the front door closes*: Eat shit and die.

Diomedes: Yes, fuck you too.

*comence gay laughter”

Diomedes: There will come a soldier, who carries a mighty sword, he will tear your city down, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, he will tear your city down, oh lei, oh lai, oh lie, oh lord

Penelope: There will come a poet, who's weapon is her word, she slay you with her tongue, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, she will slay you with her tongue, oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord

Odysseus:There will come a ruler, who's brow is laid in thorn, smeared with oil like David's boy, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, smeared with oil like David's boy, oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord

The three genders:

Penelope: Princess 

Odysseus: Slut

Diomedes: Loser

*Odydiopen at the movies*: Three tickets to Barbie

Diomedes: The best way to gain someone’s undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

Penelope: So you’re going to wait until Ody is in danger and save him?

Diomedes: Of course not, I’m going to create a situation that puts him in danger then save him.

Penelope: …

Penelope, under her breath, snickering: oh yes, this is gonna be fun

(Normalize Diomedes being a little (huge) bastard)

Odysseus: What did you two do?

Penelope:

Diomedes:

Odysseus: you’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I need to lie to Athena again or not

You can’t keep brothers apart when they have instincts

Hermes playing peakaboo with baby Telemachus

Eurylochus: Captain! Something approaches...

Scylla: Hello.

Eurylochus: Oh gods! Is this why you told me to light six torches?! Do you intend to sacrifice us?!

Odysseus: Did I say torches? I meant candles.

Eurylochus: What...?

Odysseus: Just watch.

Odysseus: *faces Scylla, clears throat*

Odysseus: 🎶 There are other ways of persuasion... 🎶

Scylla: 😳😳😳