Heh.

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

GUESS WHO DECIDED TO DO ANOTHER EXPRESSION MEME INSTEAD OF GOING TO BED! ME!!!

I could’ve done all the critters but I decided on my personal faves instead <3

Here’s the thingy if u wanna use it on ur space riders/cult ocs

support trans people.

i need a sitcom about the royal family of ithaca (odysseus, penelope and telemachus), their fresh-out-of-jail "hey kiddo wanna do tax evasion" uncle hermes, their sassy wine aunt circe, their beloved "pspspspsps hey you human baby can I enlighten you with the art of war/hate crimes" aunty athena and their grumpy neighbors helios and poseidon, who have beef with their family for absolutely no reason (4 seasons later it actually turnes out they were his father uni friends but they split up because ody've eaten the last pizza piece or smth)

also there's a running joke that tiresias haven't grown out of his emo phase

Smiling Critters Spellcasters AU- Dark Mode

Because it’s not a magical girl AU without the obligatory dark magical girl mode

What is Dark Mode?

Dark mode is a stage in which a witch or wizard uses dark magic in abundance, it doesnt necessarily makes the person evil, but they may reflect the worst of themselves, or may be a teensy bit more unhinged, it all depends on the individual entering that mode. Furthermore, their outfit changes as well, usually wearing mostly black.

Thankfully this mode is not permanent and the person can be purified with pure magic, calming them down is also a good tactic..or if you crave violence just bonk them in the head to knock them unconcious lmao.

Individual designs

My discord server went insane with this

Credit where credit is due, I would like to thank @novalizinpeace since they came up with Dark Mode!

Ummm

@astaroth1357

what's everyone's lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

A collection of Polites x Poseidon and Eurylochus x Zeus doodles :3

Right off the bat, everyone point at @bloodlustwarrior for Zeury’s existence. It is such a chaotic pairing and I love it. Toxic yaoi my fav /j Also naturally had to add in Polites n Poseidon cause I genuinely do love them now ( ◕‿‿◕ ) It’s def my fav god x mortal ship for Epic -w- Doing all of these makes me really appreciate the wackiness this fandom can so casually cook up. I definitely should draw more random crack/rarepairs. So like not saying hand your wacky pairs over,,,but I’m all ears >:]

Although I do just wanna say, I’m not actually that big on Odysseus ships outside of OdyPen + OdyPo. So if I do draw more rarepairs, just never expect an Ody one. Sorry to disappoint :,3 But hey, just means there’s more room for being creative with pairings (¬‿¬)

Mandatory bonus doodle atp:

shout out to this chatter/crow for sending this during the livestream when Phil complains about not having wings to check out how his building turned out

[description] A chat message in Philza's twitch livestream from AcornAsh that reads; "Guys if enough of us gather up we can pick up Phil and make him fly again." [end ID]

Incorrect Odydiopen Quotes pt 2

Odysseus: Do you ever think before you speak?

Diomedes: I have never thought about anything, fuck you

Odysseus: *smol and buff*

Diomedes: *has a thing for Odysseus’s buffness*

Diomedes: mild mannered and friendly like 99% of the time

Odysseus: The only bastard that can get a rise out of them

Poseidon to Odysseus: You and your dreadful little polycule haven’t seen the last of me

Penelope: I need to go into town to get some things, can you two promise me not to kill each other while I'm gone?

Diomedes: Please, we're not children.

Penelope: *suspicious glare at them before leaving*

Odysseus*the moment the front door closes*: Eat shit and die.

Diomedes: Yes, fuck you too.

*comence gay laughter”

Diomedes: There will come a soldier, who carries a mighty sword, he will tear your city down, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, he will tear your city down, oh lei, oh lai, oh lie, oh lord

Penelope: There will come a poet, who's weapon is her word, she slay you with her tongue, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, she will slay you with her tongue, oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord

Odysseus:There will come a ruler, who's brow is laid in thorn, smeared with oil like David's boy, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, smeared with oil like David's boy, oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord

The three genders:

Penelope: Princess 

Odysseus: Slut

Diomedes: Loser

*Odydiopen at the movies*: Three tickets to Barbie

Diomedes: The best way to gain someone’s undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

Penelope: So you’re going to wait until Ody is in danger and save him?

Diomedes: Of course not, I’m going to create a situation that puts him in danger then save him.

Penelope: …

Penelope, under her breath, snickering: oh yes, this is gonna be fun

(Normalize Diomedes being a little (huge) bastard)

Odysseus: What did you two do?

Penelope:

Diomedes:

Odysseus: you’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I need to lie to Athena again or not

I was listening to Epic: The Musical on shuffle on Spotify. I was listening to Thunder Bringer. And I got bored of it right at "You or your crew?" So I skipped

And I fucking hear "There are other ways of persuasion"

ODYSSEUS STOP SEDUCING ZEUS WHILE IM LISTENING TO EPIC