Content Label????? I Guess Sir John Is Actually Fucking That Ice Hole.....

yes hello I'd like to purchase one ☝️ long Island iced tea for the beautiful scurvy-ridden princess at the other end of the bar please. she looks like she needs it.

see you later aligator is in the past. the gang says its been real baby seal now

GIBSON THOUGHT HICKEY SEEMED LIKE "A PRETTY SWEET BOYFRIEND"

DAVE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!??? 😭😭😭 DJ DollEyes modern AU my godddddd

Daily affirmations

I am sexy

I am beautiful

I am powerful

My hair still looks cute

My skin is its normal colour

My gums feel fine

I am still capable of pulling the sledge

I have the usual amount of teeth

The bullet wound in my side will close up any day now

The captain still thinks I'm pretty

We will find a lemon soon

the thing is hickey really could make himself nonbinary if he wanted to. it would only be like, a 5 hour mind project for him

if we get pointy old man leg sweep im gonna make all of u sleep in the orlop sex barrels

me talking about historical fitzjames