Fitzfemme - You Got Lead Poisoning From Eating Ass?

“Way ahead of you Jared” we all say in unison

Daily affirmations

I am sexy

I am beautiful

I am powerful

My hair still looks cute

My skin is its normal colour

My gums feel fine

I am still capable of pulling the sledge

I have the usual amount of teeth

The bullet wound in my side will close up any day now

The captain still thinks I'm pretty

We will find a lemon soon

eating lemons #scurvysafe #vaccinated #nottodayscurvy #keepingmyteeth #safesailing

:)

jopson looking at crozier: a compilation

anyway im going to go launch myself into space now

1×09; 1×10

and brother. I'm hitting defrost 🙏

rotating him in my mind

content label????? i guess sir John is actually fucking that ice hole.....

matching PFPs for you and your bestie!! (˶ • ◡ • ˶) ♡ ✧∘* ✧･ﾟ

Positive affirmations

- I'm still good meat

- I'm perfectly good meat

- I taste fine

Has this been done yet