Stupid Hobbitses And Their STINKING Pussieses

ok hear me out ok I SAID HEAR ME OUT !!!

Positive affirmations

- I'm still good meat

- I'm perfectly good meat

- I taste fine

yes hello I'd like to purchase one ☝️ long Island iced tea for the beautiful scurvy-ridden princess at the other end of the bar please. she looks like she needs it.

fucking his wound. sorry i mean im fucking his wound. sorry i mean that im fucking his wound. i mean sorry im trying to fuck his wound. i mean fucking his wound i mean im fucking his wound i mean im in his wound fucking it i mean

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white pharaoh

happy tucking that gilf in tuesday

:)

jopson looking at crozier: a compilation

anyway im going to go launch myself into space now

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