Fitzfemme - You Got Lead Poisoning From Eating Ass?

In honor of OH MY G*D THEY F*CKING FOUND HIM….?

Actually the navy superstition about women on boats being bad luck was real all along and the expedition was doomed from the start because James Fitzjames was a woman.

sorry it really is so fucked up that one of the best preserved artifacts from the cannibalism expedition is a preserved slab of corn beef from the botulism lead poison canned food. i cant believe we have that

bringing this back in honour of oasis’ resurrection

by 2028 you will be cancelled for not participating in beatles rpf

does one not bring one's habits to terror?

still can't get over the first episode of the terror when fitzjames is like "stop being so depressed bestie! just be happy! ^_^" to crozier and then when he doesn't respond IMMEDIATELY turns around to sir john and goes "damn this guy kinda sucks lol" while still on his ship no less. the audacity. the cuntitude. was fumbling old man pussy really that devastating for you.

ok hear me out ok I SAID HEAR ME OUT !!!

see you later aligator is in the past. the gang says its been real baby seal now

francis rawdon "bulldyke" moira crozier