When Hitman Stiles Stilinski Is Hired To Take Down Derek Hale For A Handsome Payment, He Doesn’t Hesitate

No thoughts, just thinking about Alexander in The Diary of a Teenage Girl. 

All I wanna do is see you turn in to a Giant Woman~

Sterek Police AU : 487 - Chapter 6

Previously: Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5

Note: The amazing artwork made for this post is by girleverafter, who gave me permission to post it for this chapter! <3 <3 <3

Chapter 6

“Dude,” Scott says by way of introduction as he’s sliding into the booth of the diner where they’re meeting for lunch, “According to my mom, Daehler doesn’t work at the hospital.”

“What?” Stiles frowns, closing his menu and staring at Scott. “But then what the hell was he doing there in scrubs?”

“I don’t know, but it can’t be good,” Scott says, grabbing Stiles’ drink and taking a sip. “Man, I’m so thirsty.”

“Hey!” Stiles calls out indignant, snatching the glass back, the straw popping from Scott’s mouth and spritzing some Coke in his face. “Get your own!” He laughs.

Scott scrubs his hand over his face, picks up a menu and starts rifling through it.

“You should tell your dad,” he says, absentmindedly.

“Yeah,” Stiles says, opening his menu again as well, even though he’s pretty sure he knows what he’s going to get, “And Derek.”

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Stiles and Derek getting together and it’s all flirty and awkward and them acting like blushing teenagers and one day they’re hanging out, eating breakfast and Stiles suddenly asks “top or bottom?”

And Derek just says “bottom” a little rushed and confused and then sees that Stiles is waving two halves of a muffin at him and he goes, “wait what?”

“Do you want the top or bottom?”

“Oh…I don’t care.”

“Wait…you said bottom what did–”

And then they stare at each other for a bit, Derek blushing furiously. 

We joke about Bruce and Jason having very similar body types since the pit

But what if Gotham citizens have NO idea who Batman is, but they are pretty sure Red Hood is Bruce Wayne.

Consensus is that Bruce snapped one day at the villains that try to dismantle everything he works towards, so he just started shooting.

The Truth

Ok guys, you will probably hate me and unfollow me but I have to be a bitch right now. I was passing through the Pinterest, and I see a post of racism and bullying stuff. And I am here sit down on Brazil thinking: WTF!? Here on Brazil, people are called black (this is an offense here)and we fight for this stop, we don't hide it. And we don’t face bullying as somethinf to hide. Here we talk and the thing is over. Most of people just poast on Facebook, Pinterest and something like that and just site there, waiting something happen. Guys this is stuped

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Okay so like stick with me but young Derek, alive hale fam au.

So like the Hale family finds out that Derek has a crush on Sheriff Stilinski’s delinquent son, and has mixed reactions. Talia is torn between amusement, worry and wanting to dislike stiles. Papa hale is very protective but thinks it funny that him and his son have the same tastes.

Peter is ecstatic, Stiles once beat him in chess when running from the cops. (stiles was running and sat down in the park around people for cover, turns out he interrupted a chess tournament. Peter challenged him to a game if stiles lost, Peter would turn him over to the police. If he won, stiles could use him as an alibi)

The rest of his siblings don’t really have an opinion other than using Derek’s crush to make fun of him EXPECT for Laura. Laura is in a one sided rivalry with stiles.

As the sheriff right hand deputy she was tasked with keeping an eye out for stiles and she constantly loses him. Which shouldn’t be possible because she’s a werewolf. She can never connect him to a crime he’s committed and can never prove anything. Can’t go to a judge a say “oh he left a scent trail which I followed because I’m a werewolf.”

Derek brings him home to dinner after they start dating. Unfortunately, the day that Derek brings him over, is also the day that Laura had to run around town taking reports of his crimes. She is fuming. Stiles looks her dead in her twitching eye and asked her how her day went.

The only crime she can connect him to is when he commit aggravated assault against a few of Derek’s teammates went to far with hazing. (Derek refused to fight back as not to hurt them) she lets him off.