Okay so like stick with me but young Derek, alive hale fam au.
So like the Hale family finds out that Derek has a crush on Sheriff Stilinski’s delinquent son, and has mixed reactions. Talia is torn between amusement, worry and wanting to dislike stiles. Papa hale is very protective but thinks it funny that him and his son have the same tastes.
Peter is ecstatic, Stiles once beat him in chess when running from the cops. (stiles was running and sat down in the park around people for cover, turns out he interrupted a chess tournament. Peter challenged him to a game if stiles lost, Peter would turn him over to the police. If he won, stiles could use him as an alibi)
The rest of his siblings don’t really have an opinion other than using Derek’s crush to make fun of him EXPECT for Laura. Laura is in a one sided rivalry with stiles.
As the sheriff right hand deputy she was tasked with keeping an eye out for stiles and she constantly loses him. Which shouldn’t be possible because she’s a werewolf. She can never connect him to a crime he’s committed and can never prove anything. Can’t go to a judge a say “oh he left a scent trail which I followed because I’m a werewolf.”
Derek brings him home to dinner after they start dating. Unfortunately, the day that Derek brings him over, is also the day that Laura had to run around town taking reports of his crimes. She is fuming. Stiles looks her dead in her twitching eye and asked her how her day went.
The only crime she can connect him to is when he commit aggravated assault against a few of Derek’s teammates went to far with hazing. (Derek refused to fight back as not to hurt them) she lets him off.
Jason: what’s your take on Roman history? Steph: *sagely* they stopped communal bathrooms because the constant dick comparisons were making them feel insecure Jason: not the answer I was expecting but I’ll take it
It would be a little funny if the only person who knew Batman was autistic was J'onn. No one else. Not Clark. Not Diana. Not Alfred, not Bruce– just one telepathic guy with decent pattern recognition and access to the public enough to expose him to a bunch of different kinds of people.
Also:
Bruce thoughts: I get along with J'onn very well and working with him is an easy task; he understands me without demanding more information or speech from me. These are the benefits of being friends with a telepath.
J'onn thoughts: I have lowered the lights by fifteen percent and stayed within his field of view the entire time and his emotions are— no, that's normal— and his responsiveness has increased based on his level of comfort. Good. Now, if I direct him towards a computer with a keyboard, he'll have something to do with his hands during the conversation...
Stiles and Derek getting together and it’s all flirty and awkward and them acting like blushing teenagers and one day they’re hanging out, eating breakfast and Stiles suddenly asks “top or bottom?”
And Derek just says “bottom” a little rushed and confused and then sees that Stiles is waving two halves of a muffin at him and he goes, “wait what?”
“Do you want the top or bottom?”
“Oh…I don’t care.”
“Wait…you said bottom what did–”
And then they stare at each other for a bit, Derek blushing furiously.
All I wanna do is see you turn in to a Giant Woman~
part 1 of my favorite top gun maverick quotes series
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My fic 'OUROBOROS' is up!
OUROBOROS is a part one of three!
Links: AO3
Fandom: True Blood
Pairing: Eric Northman / OC / Godric
Summary:
Agatha is as human as you can be - that is, if being immortal doesn't rule that out.
Curses are powerful, they extend over time and leave scars, too deep to be forgotten. But in the middle of it all, Agatha finds two vampires that drive her mad, constantly having to fix their problems and keep them out of trouble.
But hey, they have eternity to figure it out how to stay away from it.
Word count: ~50k
Status: Completed
Warnings: graphic violence, blood (lol) and mentions of suicide
Every chapter has it's respective music, so I highly recomend to listen while reading!
10 years ago today, [June 29, 2014] HBO aired TRUE BLOOD episode 7.02 ‘I Found You’ which was the first episode of the season with Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgård) in it. This is my tribute to my favorite TV show of all time, True Blood and it’s final season with clips, audio and some of the blu-ray extras of (or about) my favorite character ever, Eric Northman.
Great news! Kristin Bauer told me that she and Deborah Ann Woll interviewed Alexander Skarsgård last week for their TRUEST BLOOD podcast! So glad this is done and cannot wait to hear it. She said she thinks the next season won’t be out until October.
OTD - (July 6, 2014) today is the 10-year anniversary of True Blood episode 7.03 ‘Fire in the Hole’ written by Brian Buckner and directed by Brian Buckner. The episode was full of flashbacks to Eric & Pam in France in 1986.
Photos are from HBO/my screen caps from the Blu-ray and personal set pics from Jessica Tucker (Nan) she shared on Twitter (X) in 2014.
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