These Are All Legitimately The Funniest Shit I’ve Ever Seen

the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"

Okay so I guess I have tumblr now

Not sure what I’m gonna do with it but whatever I guess?

When You See Everyone In The Fandom Creating Such Amazing Art And You Want To Contribute But You Can’t Draw To Save Your Life

I envy you guys honestly 😢

looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

Nothing I will ever see in my whole life will ever bring me as much joy as watching my 4-month old dog try to fit her entire foot in her mouth

It’s all downhill from here

Oooh what could have been

he’s sleeping on the couch tonight

Eugene gets me