“Hey You Want Some Weed?” Nah Man Just Insinuate In A Conversation That You Think Of Me When I’m

[PA intercom voice] din djarin there is going to be a little girl on jakku in need of a father. i REPEAT there going to be a little girl on jakku in need of a father

the 5 love languages: song recommendations, parallel play, talking about The Character, offering to kill each other’s parents, gifting little trinkets

idk man i think i'm not morally gray enough for some of these character conflicts

character is supposed to go to dinner with a high up nazi officer to make sure he drinks a beer that's going to be poisoned and she's all "oh, but he's such a nice guy. oh, i can imagine his mother weeping when her only son is dead. i don't know if i can do this."

mmmmm bro's a nazi, sis. bottoms up, motherfucker.

I decided to show my little brother the How to Train your Dragon trilogy and just

Me after the first movie: fun cool dragon movie, just how I remember it, nice

Me after the second movie: *crying* fuck

Me after the third movie: *still crying* FUCK

consequences of your executions au: kings tide

imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out

BILL NYE can’t stress the importance of Climate Change enough

Upcoming Villain in Gotham: if only we knew Batman's identity! Then we could just go to his house and-

Riddler: we all know his identity

Catwoman: I regularly go to his house

Harley: I went to med school with him

Two-Face: he was my best friend

Red Hood: he's my Dad

UCVG: ...wait what?

Red Hood: family, you know how it is.

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????