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batman lives by a strict moral code of only killing when he wants to or feels like it

how do i clean my room if i dont own a maid dress?

its over. you're fucked

This joke doesn't work anymore because they're called artificial X'eners now.

What do they put in diet sodas for birds?

Artificial tweeteners!

Poisoned Apples 1.0 Release

Well here it is, my first published ttrpg, I plan on making the document prettier and more organized with illustrations but as it'll be in a game jam bundle I wanted it out in a playable state in a timely manner. I hope all of you fucked in the head girlies who dont leave their houses enjoy it, I made it for you, I made it for me, I made it for every magical girl that probably should've gotten more therapy and head. Good luck.

Auntie Macassar disappeared only for Loonette to suddenly start getting letters from another globe-trotting yellow-wearing relative

I'm glad his transition went so well

this one liberal dude on twitter made the (correct) take that parents have overwhelming power over their kids and very often abuse it and restrict children's rights and he was ratio'd by conservatives, communists and liberals alike who made comments like "my kids will have rights when they pay the bills" to "aw are you upset mom and dad didn't you get you a lega set for christmas". way to prove his point lol! any criticism of the power dynamics adults and particularly parents have over kids and how it is often used to abuse kids or refuse to let them exist as themselves is drowned in mockery and the idea that parents have absolute authority over children and that any less than that is actually spoiling them.

i said it before: people only care about Children as an ideal. as property. as something that is Innocent and deserving protection From Evil Traffickers but also something Dumb that barely deserves the status of human with autonomy. and its fucking wild how even the staunchest communists think of this as normal, and how people refuse to understand that this dynamic is how kids are emotionally, physically and sexually abused, as well as robbed of their voices and too scared/ashamed to talk about it.

saw an episode of Kitchen Nightmares where Gordon sadly complained about how hungry he was after the tasting phase of the episode like yeah man every single place you go to you pick at your food for five minutes, take one bite and say "Absolutely Horrid. Take back this entire plate." you should've brought some granola bars or some shit you've been expecting this

I appreciate how pets seem to understand that an accidental step on the tail is indeed an accident. Or especially when I go to pet a cat and there's a static shock and the cat doesn't treat me like a hostile lightning wizard

predictive keyboard has figured out what i want out of life