You Know That Part In The Winter Wonderland Song Where They Tell The Snowman That They're Not Married

i think touch screen keyboards are evil. keyboards were never meant to be flat. they need to be tactile

Mousieeeee so cute

what if a rat said cheesus christ

Why are agriculture classes the first time I've learned extremely basic info about nutrition and how digestion works. Why isn't this stuff in health textbooks or any easily accessible resource about healthy eating.

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

i love the 2012 littlest pet shop cartoon and its fandom but how did it ever catch on to call ourselves PETTERS.

things there should be 18+ versions of;

- birthday clowns

- chuckee cheese-ass arcade and fun complexes (I will accept Dave n Busters adding the dragons as animatronics and walking mascots but only if they also pole dance)

-candy stores

-build a bear workshop-type establishments

-the fun parts of easter

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping