Why Is A Dresser With A Mirror Called A "vanity", As Though To Shame The User? Imagine If Kitchen Cabinets

still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"

I NEED THIS EGG FOR RODENT REASONS

The Extent of my Knowledge of Hazbin Hotel

My credentials:

I watched a youtube poop

my girlfriend likes the show

a scene with a song my gf liked was on while I was in the room once

existing on the internet and being exposed to it against my will

sparse research

this is HAZBIN

she is related to billy the puppet

her best friend is vagina

she thinks being evil is bad so shes trying to teach the evil guys to stop

This is VAGINA

shes not really into whatevers going on

probably needs to see a doctor or something

might have a vagina

This is RADIO MAN

he makes my eyes hurt when i look at him

talks like an old radio

video killed the radio star

hes like a jackalope man or something

This is GAY SPIDER

He likes to smoke crack

He can sus

Has C cups

daddy kink

he looks like if they decided to make pink eye a villain in the episode of the osmosis jones tv show

makes me think about that song about the guy fucking the spider

This is THE BOSS

porn

shes from a different show i think in the twizzler cinematic universe

her best friend is richard horvitz

her orange cousin isnt even fat

Characters in Different Roles

Planning on doing more maybe

i jist accidentaly dranknmy guitar

saw an episode of Kitchen Nightmares where Gordon sadly complained about how hungry he was after the tasting phase of the episode like yeah man every single place you go to you pick at your food for five minutes, take one bite and say "Absolutely Horrid. Take back this entire plate." you should've brought some granola bars or some shit you've been expecting this

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

i like walking toward a glass door or tall window and watching my hips in the reflection 💖

do you think anyone ever had their sexual awakening from the scallions from veggietales and now they really want someone to use them as a footstool or a table to play scrabble on and tie them up and beat them up and throw them out of babylon

this one liberal dude on twitter made the (correct) take that parents have overwhelming power over their kids and very often abuse it and restrict children's rights and he was ratio'd by conservatives, communists and liberals alike who made comments like "my kids will have rights when they pay the bills" to "aw are you upset mom and dad didn't you get you a lega set for christmas". way to prove his point lol! any criticism of the power dynamics adults and particularly parents have over kids and how it is often used to abuse kids or refuse to let them exist as themselves is drowned in mockery and the idea that parents have absolute authority over children and that any less than that is actually spoiling them.

i said it before: people only care about Children as an ideal. as property. as something that is Innocent and deserving protection From Evil Traffickers but also something Dumb that barely deserves the status of human with autonomy. and its fucking wild how even the staunchest communists think of this as normal, and how people refuse to understand that this dynamic is how kids are emotionally, physically and sexually abused, as well as robbed of their voices and too scared/ashamed to talk about it.