Have You Ever Heard Of Law Of Talos?

I literally love this man and I wished isayama developed him more.

He’s seriously such an interesting character.

oooo! Can you write a Magath x Wife! Reader Drabble for us 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

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you guys aren't helping my obsession with this man 🥲 /j

as the door creeks open you smile, dusting the flour and sugar off your apron. a smile is the first thing to welcome your husband back home after almost five years of war.

"welcome back, my love." you cheer, kissing theo's stubbled cheek. his hair is overgrown, strands of grey hair peaking out from his usual buzzcut. ". . .glad to be back." the marleyan sighs.

he drops two bags, the door closing from behind, his body lolling over the firm couch almost immediately. his exhaustion is apparent; having to deal with titan shifting eldians and unruly candidates is not for the weak, it seems.

"i have something on the stove,"

you place a hand on his cheek, watching him lazily peer open his eyes—dark irises staring back at you, looking enamoured and smitten.

"should i fix you a bowl of soup?" you ask. "or maybe some bread and meat?"

theo yawns, "i could eat you." he jokes, a laugh almost escaping the normally stoic man. "i've missed you, more than anything. . ."

you can't help but laugh his attempt to flirt. "later, right now i want you to be well fed and taken care of." you rub his shoulder, taking a seat on his open lap, leaning in for a soft kiss that feels like it lasts forever. not that you mind in the slightest.

your husband hums, stroking his rough chin. "oh, i don't mind at all." he rubs his thumb over your knuckles, your raw and reddened hands don't go unnoticed by him; most likely a result of you scrubbing pans and washing dishes upon his arrival.

"then let me love on you tonight." you offer. "it's the least i could do."

Hurray for more pre-war shenanigans 🥳

Feels kinda anti-climatic now considering how long I wrestled with this one but oh well! Who has time to learn how animate things anyways? 😆 Now would this have worked better time-wise if LH were talking to Magath and Pieck? Yes, but it’s hard to pass up the opportunity to call Yelena a bitch :)

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

Levi’s back

The way I just want to sink my fingers in it

Art by: @gugfuggugfug

I’d fold for that man, any day.

Yeah Reiner with a breeding kink is hot af-

but what about Willy Tybur?

imagine him pressing your face into the mattress as he bullies your cervix with his tip. Imagine him fucking his seed back into you, and whispering in your ear about how ‘ you’ll make pretty babies’ and how ‘ you’ll make a good mommy’.

just a thought.

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All the kids this man got.. I know he has a strong ass breeding kink.

Definitely feel like he'd love to breed you in missionary with your fingers tangled in his hair, his face buried against your neck as he mutters and moans praises to you about how good you feel and how much he wants to fill you up with his cum. You'd have your legs wrapped around his hips and he'd want you to dig your heels into his ass when he cums, pushing him in as deep as possible and holding him there. 🤤🤤

He'd lie next to you and spread your legs, leaving soft kisses along your neck and shoulder while he buries his fingers knuckles deep inside your cum filled cunt.

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death Relationships: Pieck Finger/Porco Galliard, Armin Arlert/Annie Leonhart, Sasha Blouse/Niccolo Characters: Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman, Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein, Zeke Yeager, Grisha Yeager, Carla Yeager, Marco Bott, Sasha Blouse, Connie Springer, Ymir of the 104th (Shingeki no Kyojin), Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss, Reiner Braun, Reiner Braun’s Mother, Bertolt Hoover, Annie Leonhart, Pieck Finger, Porco Galliard, Gabi Braun, Colt Grice, Falco Grice, Zofia (Shingeki no Kyojin), Udo (Shingeki no Kyojin), Erwin Smith, Nile Dok, Mike Zacharias, Nanaba (Shingeki no Kyojin), Hange Zoë, Levi Ackerman, Moblit Berner, Keith Shadis, Theo Magath Additional Tags: Livestock show, Livestock, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, all the veterans are Agriculture teachers or 4H advisors, I modeled all of them after my own Agri teachers, Mr Kelley and Mrs Taylor if you see this I’m sorry, Based on True Events, show pig, show cow, show lamb, show goat, I don’t count small livestock, you chicken and rabbit people can go kick rocks, showmanship, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Anime Spoilers, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan References, Minor Pieck Finger/Porco Galliard, Implied Relationships, Armin Arlert & Eren Yeager Are Best Friends, Minor Armin Arlert/Annie Leonhart, Badass Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein Being An Asshole, Dead Marco Bott, Sasha Blouse Being Sasha Blouse, Sasha Blouse & Jean Kirstein & Connie Springer Friendship, Minor Sasha Blouse/Niccolo, Connie Springer Being an Idiot, Minor Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss/Ymir of the 104th, Reiner Braun Needs a Hug, Depressed Reiner Braun, Gabi Braun & Reiner Braun Are Siblings, Annie Leonhart is Bad at Feelings, Mentioned Hitch Dreyse, Mentioned Porco Galliard, Gabi Braun is a Little Shit, Falco Grice is in Love with Gabi Braun, Drunk Colt Grice Summary:

Through late nights at the barn, moments of self-doubt, and the thrill of the ring. With each ribbon earned and each lesson learned, you realize that the real victory isn’t in the buckles or banners, but in the relationships that have been forged along the way. This is the life of the 104th graduating class of showmen of the towns of Maria and Marley. The two schools constantly fight for first place, no matter where they go to show. And this year, it’s a little different.

y’all I feel like an idiot.

I have a show pig and today I ran out of Linder 6-11 scuds ( it’s super high in crude protein and I need it for state fair which is next week). So this morning after feeding I went down to my local Linder supplier and apparently they stopped their orders for it earlier than planned this year. So I went into their back room and while looking through their feed I saw a bag of sunglo S’more fill and so I grab it, not even reading the crude protein and just taking it to check out because it was the only one I vaguely recognized. i get home and read the crude protein and it’s like 8% instead of like- 25%. So now I feel like an idiot.

( sorry for my useless rant my lovelies ❤️❤️)

happy new year

blasting this as the weather gets colder