I’d Fold For That Man, Any Day.

Would it be cheesy if I made a AOT fic but had it as a stock show AU?

those who get it, get it.

those who don’t, don’t. Stock shows have four categories of large livestock-

the Cattle showmen , the Lamb showmen, the Goat showmen, and the Swine Showmen. All of which come with their respective difficulties and challenges- and most importantly- drama. Idk but I think a stock show AOT fic would be absolutely hilarious and witty

@wintrrxxo @dressycobra7

y’all I feel like an idiot.

I have a show pig and today I ran out of Linder 6-11 scuds ( it’s super high in crude protein and I need it for state fair which is next week). So this morning after feeding I went down to my local Linder supplier and apparently they stopped their orders for it earlier than planned this year. So I went into their back room and while looking through their feed I saw a bag of sunglo S’more fill and so I grab it, not even reading the crude protein and just taking it to check out because it was the only one I vaguely recognized. i get home and read the crude protein and it’s like 8% instead of like- 25%. So now I feel like an idiot.

( sorry for my useless rant my lovelies ❤️❤️)

Amen to that little dude

⋆𐙚𝓝𝓮𝓻𝓭𝔂 𝓔𝓻𝓮𝓷 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓹𝓾𝓼𝓼𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮

Eren sat nervously in his gaming chair in front of you. You two had been together for quite a while now and he honestly still wondered how someone like you even ended up with someone like him.

He has his hands tucked between his thighs nervously, only bringing one up to push the glasses back up the bridge of his nose as they slipped down just a bit before he nervously put them right back where they were.

His eyes focus on the sight of you sitting on the edge of his bed, legs spread wide giving him a view of your pussy, something he'd only ever seen on his phone screen.

"Are.. you sure.. I don't know what I'm doing.." He says timidly, swallowing the spit that seemed to build up in his mouth due to the sight in front of him. He was already painfully hard, his dick pressing against the cartoon-printed pajama pants he had on.

"It's okay Ren, we talked about this before and I can tell you want it.. you've been hard as fuck since I took my pants off. I'm your girlfriend I'm not gonna laugh at you. Promise."

His bright eyes look up at yours through the glasses, looking for sincerity and comfort in your gaze. Before he nods, pulling his hands from between his thighs and hesitantly moving closer.

Despite his bashful attitude with doing things like this in person, he loves doing nasty things with you over video chat and text message, sending pictures and videos, telling you how much he loves to ones you send him and how often he watches them.

"So I just.." His voice trails off as his fingers brush over your inner thigh, his touch as light as a feather.

You give him time to figure it out on his own, knowing he's just working up the courage to actually touch you there.

Your hand reaches out to his hair, twirling strands around your finger before you lightly scratch at his scalp, soothing him. He leans into your touch, sweet eyes looking up into your once more to make sure you're doing okay as he finally brings his hands to your cunt, letting letting them spread you open just a bit to give him a good look.

His mouth starts to water at the sight of your soaked folds spread by his fingers, hole clenching slightly from the cool breeze blowing around his room.

"Pretty.." he mutters under his breath, not even intending for you to hear it necessarily, just voicing his thoughts allowed before he takes his index finger, pushing it inside the hot, gummy walls slowly.

When he sinks it in completely, he lets out a small sigh and enjoys the warm, wet feeling surrounding the digit. When he pulls it back out he hears the sticky, smacking noise of his drenched finger slipping out of you, making him moan as his heartbeat picks up, a blush runs across his cheeks and he lies his head on your thigh.

" 'm sorry.." he says softly, embarrassed by his reaction while he's still pumping his finger in and out slowly, twisting and twirling it between your walls just to pull more of those filthy noises from between your legs.

"Mmm.. it's okay Rennie.. I want you to enjoy yourself, baby.."

He can't seem to break his gaze away from your cunt, slipping his middle finger inside with the first one. He pumps them real slow, his breathing slightly uneven and heavy as he chews on his bottom lip, mesmerized by the sight in front of him and encouraged by the soft, sighing moans coming from your lips and your fingers still lightly massaging his scalp.

He drags his fingers out a bit, seeing them shine in the dimly lit room, cream built up around his knuckles, and he pushes them back in. When he pulls them out all the way, he brings them to his face, smelling your juice on his fingers, much to your embarrassesment, and immediately sinks them into his mouth with a satisfied hum.

He licks and sucks at his fingers like he was starving, finally getting a taste of something he's been craving for the longest. when he pulls them from his lips with a soft smack he instantly drags his tounge over your messy cunt, collecting all of the arousal he'd pulled from you with his fingers making you gasp softly, not expecting him to take it this far.

"Mm.. 'm sorry.. should've asked.." he mumbles against your pussy, sincerely sorey that he'd caught you off guard, but then he's back to eating you out, circling his tongue around the rim of your hole before dragging the tip of it back up to your clit, flicking the bud repeatedly before he sucked on it gently.

"It's okay baby.." you moan, brushing his hair back from his face and holding it out the way, much to his satisfaction.

With how many times he'd thought about doing this to you, he'd hoped he was doing everything right and with the way you sounded, he believed he was. The more his tongue circled around and his pretty, soft lips sucked and kissed your pussy, the closer you got to coming in his mouth.

"Rennie.. wait.." you moan, your fingers pull at his hair unintentionally harsh trying to detach his mouth from your cunt, the slightly painful sensation only making him whimper and devour your cunt even more hungrily.

His hands grip your thighs tight and he moans loudly against your pussy as you cum all over his lips, juices landing on his lips and tongue, dripping down his chin as he slurps you clean.

When he finally pulls his mouth away he looks down, wiping his mouth.

"I'm sorry.. I couldn't help it.." he apologizes softly and that's when you notice the giant stain from his cum in his pants.

"Aww baby, it's okay.. I'll clean you up.. give you head for the first time too, okay?"

A/N: Just a little silly thought that popped into my mind as I was writing my essay that's due at midnight. 😬

🦋: @admirxation @dressycobra7 @zombiehe4rt @beetleluu @lovey-3 @destinationtrekk @tojii11 @kurokawaia @seonghwaprincess @fern-bug-20

First half of Season 2 is so under appreciated for having the funniest fucking group of characters

Christa - Secretly Historia Reiss, royal-blooded bastard child of the King of the Walls, and only remaining heir to the throne of Paradis

Ymir - Secretly the Jaw Titan, a girl out of time who comes from Marley 60 years in the past, preserved for decades in Pure Titan form

Reiner - Secretly the Armored Titan, a soldier from Marley sent on a mission to act as a double agent and recover the Coordinate, who orchestrated the Fall of Shiganshina

Bertholdt - Secretly the Colossal Titan, a soldier from Marley sent on a mission to act as a double agent and recover the Coordinate, who also orchestrated the Fall of Shiganshina

Connie - Bald

random aot headcanons that are far from canon

- yelena has an accent, i can definitely see her with a russian accent

- bertholdt loves funnel cakes, he tried learning how to make them himself but it didn't really work out

- jean struggles a lot with his handwriting but is too embarrassed to ask anyone for help

- levi loves knitting, he even taught gabi how to knit

- annie also has an accent, though i can't pinpoint what accent would be best on her

- zeke coughs a lot to the point where it's painful for him, it's due to his smoking

- mikasa is afraid of vampires, eren told her and armin a scary story try while they were on a camping trip and the story has haunted her ever since

- porco hates the summer, he hates sweating and he hates the burning hot sun, marcel is the opposite

- eren & armin like holding hands, mostly due to the fact that arming gets really nervous sometimes, everyone (connie and jean) think it's weird but eren could care less

- erwin loves planting flowers, especially with his dad, ot's how they bond

aot characters on a tier list but it's how gay they are, completely my opinion, nothing is canon

credits for this idea go to @renzzy, check his out right here!