Someone PLS I Would LOVE To See Content Not Generated From My Own Wonky Ahh Brain With The Curtis Brothers

@jasmine145946 @lawrzznz @paul-ster @jamandjazz @nexternalknowsthingz @atlas-coolbean @effortlessswagger and all y’all nerds

rb to stare at a mutual like this:

Omg this drove me crazy. The whole Caleb thing was too much. Ian having ptsd from pretending to be straight was so silly tho.

I’m bored and my heart is beating weirdly so like idk entertain me or something, jester

Jerome…

Cam…

Woah…

"entertain me" is wild omg 🌫 You literally didn't specify anything so let's talk about how Caleb is a bisexual bitch who justifies himself by saying "nobody is 100% gay Ian" AHHH STFU I had a bad feeling about Caleb ever since he admitted to Ian that he invited him to the wedding just to piss off his parents, I mean, yeah, I like the idea BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID IT SOONER MAN AHH FUCK CALEB ‼️

I mean, boy, what's this bullshit about sleeping with women after you've said you're gay??? THE WORST THING IS THAT HE SAYS IT IS NOT INFIDELITY BECAUSE THAT GIRL IS A WOMAN AND NOT A MAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE, INFIDELITY IS INFIDELITY REGARDLESS OF GENDER

yeah and the S isnt forgotten he says

A for effective but not too

Selective and

E is for catching their eye

Soda in the book:

"He could improve his spelling, I thought after reading it through three or four times" (Chapter 5).

Soda in the musical:

G is getting the girls every time 'cause you got irresistible charm

R is for reeling them in and then keeping the prettiest one on your arm

E is for effortless swagger, the kind that the ladies can never deny

A for affected but not too selective, and

E is for catching their eye

Just wanted to swing by and say hi bestie!

hiiii bestieeee! I was lowkey just thinking ab our fic and reeling in inspiration since it’s spring break and I fr have time lol (we should talk ab it at some point hehe). hru doing :3

It’s TIMEEEEEEE

claire maple is darry’s fake name he uses to write to paul so they’re not outed fsfs that’s gotta be it

I refuse to believe in Claire Maple

when it’s not pretend and they’re as plastic as they come 🚩🚩🚩

when they think their shit don’t stink and think the rest of us are dumb 🚩🚩🚩

when they don’t comprehend that they should have the guts to not pretend to be my friend 🚩🚩🚩

(no it’s fINEEEEE—)

make a new one and I’ll invite you trust I’m being called diddy 😭🙏

I’m being bullied pls come help me I miss you bruh 😭

R.i.p gang 😭😭

So what if I told you I lost my password for discord and can't get into my account...

i need some fic recs guys im running outtt cause im so emo when i find something good but theres no johnny and dally like wdym bro theyre not dead (im in denial)

(anyways anyone got any interesting outsiders fic recs that maybe by some miracle i havent read yet)

ROCK THIS PARTY DANCE EVERYBODY MAKE IT HOT IN THIS PARTY DON'T STOP MOVE YOUR BODY ROCK THIS PARTY DANCE EVERYBODY MAKE IT HOT IN THIS PARTY EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

(srry gang had to let that one out its been tormenting me)

(any good ideas for my chatfic or smth spooky I can write for halloween idk gang @wannabe-goth-babe @im-normal-about-everything)