His Name Is Stuff And I Always Imagined Him As The Voice Of Reason, His Voice Always Calm And Steady,

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

made a lil thing

Nvm, this thing is dusty.

Biting into the musty tome rn.

[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]

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What would your url be without these letters?

I'd be rawayarl

Heroquest: Wizards of Morcar (Les Edwards box art, 1993)

My second favourite thing is typing on your phone in a second language, but still feeling obligated to follow correct grammar rules.

My favourite part of getting sick is unlocking strange, familliar sensations, but not remembering where I've felt them before.

The “Necromancy is evil“ we see in most fantasy worlds stems from a christian view of having to honor the body after death in a certain way to ensure the soul’s safety in the afterlife. And while I encourage you to explore societies that don’t see necromancy as evil, I also encourage you to explore societies that see necromancy as evil for different reasons.

Drow might believe that after death, your body belongs to Lolth and must be fed to spiders. Reanimating a body means stealing from Lolth and must therefore be punished.

A Zoroastrian inspired society might believe that with death, evil starts infesting the body, so dead bodies must be kept away from the community, and reanimating them keeps them in the community and is therefore bad.

Customer: I’M A PROFESSIONAL FISHERMAN AND I FISH FOR TUNA ALL OVER THE WORLD DMV: I GOOGLED HIM, HE IS AND HE DOES Verdict: DENIED

The creature.

I was kidnapped by Mickey Mouse, Goofy, and Donald, and thrown in a bag of holding. Somehow, me being in the bag produced milk, which they sold, and the whole time the words “Milk Bags” were being repeated over and over to the tune of the Number Taker theme from Numberjacks.