Nvm, this thing is dusty.
Biting into the musty tome rn.
You are the Dark Queen—the most powerful being of your entire universe. Your lair is breached by an aspiring hero—a pitiful thing, easily crushed.
Except they keep coming back.
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grandpa harley left skaianet’s assets to mom because even though bro has two degrees he makes puppet porn for a living and sleeps on a futon
[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]
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THE OWL HOUSE FANDOM COME BACK!!!!!
Here's a list of things I would like to ask or provide for, aswell as ask for recs because I know some of this shit exists I just haven't been in the fandom much (like a lot of us):
More Vee/Masha I BEG
Vee centric content
Hunter being a nerd
More Darius/Alador content
Amity & Willow content. And there like whole past dynamic
RAEDAAAAA but also when they where younger
What was there life like in the human realm?????
Literally how did Vee become friends with those other humans brooo, how was the camp, how was vee as LUZ???
Amphibia x Owl House crossovers???C'mon!!
Older them??? Like from the end when they were going to college. Fuck I need more of that C'mon.
GUSTTHOLOMULE and I don't even mean it romantically. Just them bccccc there so darn cuteeee!!!
Mattholomule centrics I BEGGGG. And more on him and Steve. Him and his life. Him and how he helped keep the school in order with his IDEASSS.
LILITH LILITH BABY LILITH GROWN LILITH LILITHHHHHHHHH. AROACE ROCK!!!!!
More on Gus and his father dynamic
More on Gus period
Gus and Willow friendship
Gus and Hunter friendship
HUNTER CENTRIC
MORE ON LIKE BACKSTORIES ABOUT THE SIDES LIKE SKARA, VINEY, JERBO ppl like that
RAINE RAINE MORE ON THEMMMM OMTITANSSS
The collectors BACKSTORY, ORIGIN, FAMILY??????
I think this is really fun cool stuff to explore, and I might just contribute with this. Because I miss these losers, and I want them to live forever. Don't be stingy with Recommendations guys. Ik we can make a come back because I saw y'all (b)witches on toh anniversary with shit sooooooo.
As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.
It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.
Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.
Do not stop the dog, they are taking care of pests! If you let the gnomes live they will only spread and will slowly eat all the worms and snails in your yard. Their numbers will not stop growing and they will not leave any threats to their safety unanswered. What you need to do now is help your dog take out the rest of them, before the situation gets out of control or your dog gets hurt.
Take a shovel or other heavy/sharp gardening implement snd start whacking those little demons as soon as possible. Remember to aim for the hat, that's where most of their vital organs are located. If you cut off their head they will survive and their body will regrow within the next 12 hours and they will come for you. They are, at first glance, quite easy to keep at bay, but be mindful that they don't sneak up behind you. They have sharp teeth and will not hesitate to bite your ankles.
Stay safe and don't fall for their tricks.
Help! My dog keeps hunting these little animals in my yard. I don't know if this is an endangered species. Anyone has tips on how to stop dogs from doing this?
rb if your account is a safe space for polyamorous people
(he is stupid) (refer to me as she/her or I will she/hurt you)
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