My Tired, D&d Poisoned Brain Read This As Biden's Staff Of Holding.

He can't keep getting away with this!

the insidious ghoul smiled wickedly just now i could feel it

Quirked up green boy with a little bit of swag busting it down stick style. Is he goated with the swamp sauce

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Tumblr's reply to the situation with CEO's transphobia is pathetic and you should not be thanking them for doing the bare minimum of saying he's not speaking for them. They fucking thanked that bitch.

The affected trans women are still banned.

A transphobic manchild offered no proper apology. Or stopped. He is also still in his position.

Tumblr is still factually transphobic. Keep pushing.

Having absolutely no friends or family who are as into horror as I am is an actual curse. I must either harass them into watching a movie or rant on with the knowledge that they cannot comprehend what the fuck I’m talking about

I wish people did this unironically, even though this would usually be considered unusual behavior in the early 21st century, specifically the year 2024, as some people have trouble decoding nuance from text written on the internet for the purpose of brief and efficient communication. Also, did you know that in the year 1789 the commoners of Paris stormed the fortification known as the Bastille and many scholars consider this to be the start of the French revolution

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As you know, you can make writers lives easier by doing unnecessary exposition scenes in real life, thereby making them realistic.

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

Journey to the men's washroom

English added by me :)

im adopting the ‘dark jock’ aesthetic. i’m going to lurk around crumbling old institute buildings in a black tanktop with a skull on it and a backwards ballcap and i’m going to get dark academia people to write my essays for me while i call them nerds and doofuses and prep for the big dark football game

The creature.

I was kidnapped by Mickey Mouse, Goofy, and Donald, and thrown in a bag of holding. Somehow, me being in the bag produced milk, which they sold, and the whole time the words “Milk Bags” were being repeated over and over to the tune of the Number Taker theme from Numberjacks.

I first read this as "let us kill that foul nerd. together" and I was really down for killing Todd Howard.

in celebration of oblivion's birthday, let us kill that foul nord. together