SHE’S SO PRETTY (ignore The Fag)

Cuddy and Thirteen look like goddesses in every scene then House shows up looking like he's 5 days post mortem

every house episode:

house: it’s NOTHING!!! let me sleep and take vicodin

cuddy/wilson: do the case pretty pleaseee

house: ok team do the tests

team: we did the tests

house: all your ideas are stupid put them on the stupid drug and do the illegal treatments

team: ok

team: the PAITIENT IS DYING

house: lol oops

house: (saves patient at last moment using autism magic after causing them, their family, his team, cuddy, and wilson emotional distress)

house: see you all are stupid i am the smartest in the world and i have a motorcycle nananaboonoo

wilson: my wife hates me and i cheat on her

”I’m gay” “I’m bi” okay?? Im dead??? the blood is all but draining from my head???? the nightmare started there but now has spread?? my pulse is certainly dropping?? and my life is hanging on by a thread???

house: lmao nobody will ever love me because I'm fucked up, anyways time to go home to the condo that my deer eyed boy best friend bought me,play the piano he bought me that says something about him, and have our weird homosexual eye contact while some sappy song plays in the background, I'll be alone forever

It's giving Grace and Lautski

I am running an experiment and trying to satisfy my curiosity on something - please share to increase the sample size as much as possible!

me: house md is my comfort show it makes me so happy

me while watching house:

Assuming that an Aroallo person is Ace is the aspec equivalent to saying "So you're gay, right?" to a Bisexual.