It's Giving Grace And Lautski

I don’t ship it but how funny would it be if Xavier hooked up with all of Maddie’s friends. Like first it was Claire, now Nicole, next target is Simon and he’ll have bingo

”I’m gay” “I’m bi” okay?? Im dead??? the blood is all but draining from my head???? the nightmare started there but now has spread?? my pulse is certainly dropping?? and my life is hanging on by a thread???

player in my party:(stabs his short sword into a cultist and drags it up pulls it out of the cultist with a stone heart on the end of it mortal kombat style)

Dm: do you want to throw it at one of the cultist or keep it or give it to someone

Player:give it to someone

Me: can I have it

(He gave it to me and now its in a jar in my inventory)

I’ve just started watching House M.D and I’ve never been more happy, distraught, entertained, confused, and angry in my entire life.

isnt it fucked up how curly had to watch anya overdose, daisuke crawl out of a vent with a major injury, and jimmy grab the gun used to kill swansea all while he laid in the medbay unable to do anything. he knew his entire team was dying and couldn’t do anything about it

Wade said "is somebody gonna match my freak?" and Logan made it his personal mission to match that man's fucking freak.

(this can literally work either way)